Anonymous
United States
Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Anonymous
West Chester, United States
Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already washed and dried it with the laundry. FML
afraidtosleep
Houston, United States
Snek
Today, as I was rushing to get out for work, I opened my door just in time to witness a large snake slither into my home. I had no choice but to lock it inside and go to work. I've now spent several hours searching for it with my friends, and we can't find it. I'm scared to go to sleep. FML
Alex Andreas
Edmond, United States
Today, I found out where my sister's pet lizard escaped to. I also found out that the little shit likes to hide in dark, cold places. I discovered this when I heard the bastard squeal as I started the lawnmower. FML
blindsparrow
Dublin, United States
Sneeeeek!
Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge for my mom. The moment I stepped out, my foot settled on the neighbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. FML
Katie
Reserved
Lurker
Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got rear-ended on my way home from the pet store, causing my pet food to open up and go flying all over the floor of my car. My pet is a snake, and his food is live mice. FML
yif2
United States
Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML
Noname
Ireland
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
Anonymous
Macedonia
Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML
uh-oh
Sydney, Australia
Uh oh
Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML
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teqifsha 0
My 6 foot snake constricted your mom last night
FreddyLunch 0
At least it wasn't constricting them.
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LostPGH 0
"Man thank goodness my snake got out of both it's cage and my home and happened to find a bunny left outdoors alone at the exact same moment...otherwise I'd be forced to MAKE UP something to get on FML" ^sarcasm
mercedeslove 0
would have been better if the rabbit was a toddler. Poor bunny.
bassfah 0
My first bunny died from a cat. The cat's owner was bloody irresponsible that the cat just roamed free to wherever she wants. They don't even feed the cats, my other neighbours have to feed the cats with leftover food. And that cat gave birth right behind my semi-outdoor kitchen. It was just one day that the bunny was hopping around my kitchen when she got bitten. Apparently my bunny didn't die from the bite, but from heart attack. Literally scared to death. Initially I wanted to run the cat over, but it wasn't the cat's fault. I don't blame the cat. its baby are now fully grown and roam free everywhere. I understand bunnies are at the bottom of the food chain. And I got over it. Still, I just hate those irresponsible owners who don't believe that a pet's life counts as one ******* life. Those who just own a pet because they thought the pet's cute, then abandon the pet afterwords. I just wish they burn in hell. I learned from the lesson though, now I got a new bunny. She lives happily in the house.
access_denied 0
I hope you don't plan on having kids anytime soon. (Don't need those getting loose and constricting anybody.) Seriously, though, your stupidity cost someone else their pet. You just majorly failed the first "who should be allowed to procreate" test.
cobaltblue 0
Snakes are terrible pets to begin with, and you're not even able to keep tabs on yours. So, yes, FYL.
TheKitsune 0
That sucks sort of. I have had two snakes and they can be tricky if you aren't really careful (I am an each of them has gotten out once). Learn your lesson and pay more attention to the cage latch. Also, hopefully you were a decent person and offered amends, like a new bunny.
Smegmaost 0
i want a snake... Bet that was a superb dinner for it, being able to hunt and all that was probably a nice change
FlyPhoenix 0
aw poor rabbit! :( FML indeed.
MATTMAN93 0
Haha win!
ITrollYourFail 0
How the **** do you lose something that's six feet long? Hell, if you lose something that big, chances are that you shouldn't own it in the first place.