Today, my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excited about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excited about watching a special on the History Channel. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my teacher wore a bikini at the pool. She is 68. FML
Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML
Today, my friend called saying she was gathering all her girlfriends for a girl's night out. I was thrilled with the idea and started to think of something to wear. She then asked if I would mind watching her son. FML
Today, my art teacher fawned over my friend's photographs of random children and people making out, while she called my picture of an old man looking thoughtful on a pier "creepy" and "voyeuristic." FML
Today, my friend decided that we should go clubbing together to "catch up". Her version of catching up is me standing beside her making out with some random dude in the parking lot. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, my husband and I visited a new bar in our city. It turned out to be a swingers sex club. He asked if we could stay and try it out, even though we were easily the oldest people there by about 30 years. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML
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SMGnow 0
it's ok man histo channel is COOL
iAmScrubs 19
If you turn on the discovery channel there will be a special about her. The Cougar is on the prowl.
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perdix 31
"Age ain't nothin' but a number" is a lie because it's not even a number. You're a young old fart, while your teacher is a old young person. You'll be dead long before her regardless of when you literally stop breathing.
Egnar 19
She'll be dead first [I understand we're talking about it figuratively] because the things she enjoys are different than the things her older teacher enjoys? The FML here is weird because it's not that the OP is upset that she isn't going out drinking/clubbing - She's upset because she perceives what she likes as being too different from her generation and what her teacher likes as being in line with what is expected of her. . .Regardless of what you do, as long as you enjoy it you're still [figuratively] breathing.
qasimahsan93 4
In your defense, the History Channel has some pretty bad-ass specials. Dogfights of the Future kicked far too much ass.
Egnar 19
Last time I went to a club with a friend because he was meeting up with some girl he found on the internet I spent 10 minutes in the club to have a beer than went back to my car to watch Despicable Me on my Itouch until he was done being a guido. They both came back to my car to say my night must of sucked but frankly, Despicable Me is too awesome a movie to care about wasting a night out.
rvontr88 21
If it's the Gettysburg special then I'm beyond excited! History Nerds Unite!!!!
lainzilla 14
You deserve it for enjoying things.
nerdsgetmehot 23
I love History Channel specials and HATE clubbing. Sweaty guys rubbing their genitals on you without your permission no matter how much you say "No, I don't want to dance with you" isn't my idea of fun.
ReynshineCutting 10
Not to mention getting puked on or drinks spilled on you. And the hangover the next day? Forget it!
Egnar 19
It's just as bad for guys [well guys whom aren't as you described] - At least in my area most girls go with their boyfriends, the single girls are incredible dirt bags looking for free drinks and 100% of the time you're on your guard for some jackass to start some kind of fight with you for no reason. I can't stand those places at all - Sit me down in a nice Irish Pub to play some darts and I'm happy.
benderbot19 0
nerds = bonus points
ReynshineCutting 10
Dude you're my hero. Despicable Me is AWESOME. Hmmm. I just got an idea! Light bulb! I am now going to go load it on my iPhone since I have the disc. Then I shall go search for that damn pyramid....
suprmidgt 0
clubbing sucks. you don't have to like the things people say you have to like.
holagranola 15
your grandmother goes clubbing ? cool grandmotherr;)
holagranola 15
read that wrong nevermind !
ealopez826 0
what's wrong with that I love the history channel