Today, my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excited about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excited about watching a special on the History Channel. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my teacher wore a bikini at the pool. She is 68. FML
Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML
Today, my friend called saying she was gathering all her girlfriends for a girl's night out. I was thrilled with the idea and started to think of something to wear. She then asked if I would mind watching her son. FML
Today, my art teacher fawned over my friend's photographs of random children and people making out, while she called my picture of an old man looking thoughtful on a pier "creepy" and "voyeuristic." FML
Today, my friend decided that we should go clubbing together to "catch up". Her version of catching up is me standing beside her making out with some random dude in the parking lot. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, my husband and I visited a new bar in our city. It turned out to be a swingers sex club. He asked if we could stay and try it out, even though we were easily the oldest people there by about 30 years. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML
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SMGnow 0
it's ok man histo channel is COOL
iAmScrubs 19
If you turn on the discovery channel there will be a special about her. The Cougar is on the prowl.
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stormlvr 0
OMG ME TOO!!!!!!! Well no actually Discovery channel is cooler.
purplecowchik 5
YDI for being a nerd. Jeez get a life!
juturnaamo 29
BABY SEALS Way up north where the air gets cold We're running out of money and we're running out of gold So now I earn my living Killing the baby seals You can hit `em with a bat you can hit `em with a brick You can poke `em in th eye with your eye pokin stick That's how I earn my living Killing the baby seals You can slash `em in the head you can slash `em in the throat Then throw `em in the back of your fishing boat That's how I earn my living Killing the baby seals.
bachooka 5
I found the second verse very catchy! but killing baby seals is wrong... :D
enonymous 9
Unless Morgan Freeman is DJing that club stay home and fking watch Morgan work his magic on your privates with just his voice
MizzErikaHart 8
lol, wtf?
11wanda11 6
sooo, that's you in thirty years. hehehe
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
boners were the hell have u been I've missed ur awesome puns
seni_rita 0
I'm glad to know you've met my grandmother.
MeConut 3
Did you hear the about the seal that walked into a club?
Egnar 19
Your life sucks because you enjoy history? Who cares what your older art teacher is doing on the weekend - You can't go clubbing/partying/binge drinking every weekend! Well. . .I guess you can, but, your wallet/liver won't like you very much - Frankly, I'm more inclined to be excited about the history special.
HarryMcC 1
why what happened the seal?