Kids, Shoes and Smells: I want to smell feet - FML

I want to smell feet

By Anonymous - 16/08/2021 14:01

Today, my idiot son incinerated his shoes in the oven. They were wet and he wanted to "quick-dry" them, so now the whole house smells terrible. FML

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Marcella1016 31

Monday 16 August 2021 16:18

Lmao I don’t remember that one but that is hilarious. Like I’m trying to navigate the daughter’s thought process and circumstances but I can’t 😂😂 And yeah I’m wondering OP’s son’s age too. Little kid or idiot teenager? I’m banking on idiot teenager lol

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Monday 16 August 2021 23:22

Well, the logical next step is to incinerate your son in the oven. That'll teach him!

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mike3775 35

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Monday 16 August 2021 15:30

So you didn’t teach him while younger to place wet shoes over a vent in his bedroom? Or leave them outside in the sun? That’s on you if that’s the case.

kfchicken 31

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Tuesday 24 August 2021 12:31

it's really not on op at all. the oven could have actually worked it he didn't make it hot enough to literally combust fabric

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Monday 16 August 2021 15:55

Serious question: how old is your son? This reminds me of the FML where a parent complained of their daughter flushing a hamburger.

Marcella1016 31

Monday 16 August 2021 16:18

Lmao I don’t remember that one but that is hilarious. Like I’m trying to navigate the daughter’s thought process and circumstances but I can’t 😂😂 And yeah I’m wondering OP’s son’s age too. Little kid or idiot teenager? I’m banking on idiot teenager lol

QweenJen 0

Monday 16 August 2021 21:45

Too funny lol

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Monday 16 August 2021 23:22

Well, the logical next step is to incinerate your son in the oven. That'll teach him!

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