Today, my 5-year-old son thought it'd be a good idea to pee into the heat vent in the hallway of our apartment building. The whole building now smells like urine. The landlord is a 6-foot ex-convict. He wants answers. FML
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Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
Today, I found out why my bathroom has been smelling so bad. My 10-year-old son has been peeing on the radiator, thinking it's fun to watch it steam and sizzle. FML
Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML
Today, my boss told me to find the bad smell coming from the apartment we were working on. I found the bathtub about 4 inches high full of piss, and spent the next hour bailing it out into a bucket because the drain wasn't connected yet. I have pee stains in all the wrong places. FML
Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML
Today, I came home to find my husband and our 4-year-old son simultaneously peeing off the second-floor balcony. My husband was giggling like a little girl. FML
Today, my idiot son incinerated his shoes in the oven. They were wet and he wanted to "quick-dry" them, so now the whole house smells terrible. FML
Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I realised that my landlord was peeking in the whole time through broken ventilator. Once he tried to get into my room, using his keys. I couldn't tell the landlord's wife, as I didn't have any proof so I left the house, even though my rent was long due. FML
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jgmarines 4
Sounds like urine a lot of trouble
Black_Knight80 13
Either run as fast as you can or just play the I don't know what you're talking about card.
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Comments (54)
japtap81 16
Maybe you should have cleaned it up when you found out about it? That would quickly get rid of the smell. Duh!
JMichael 25
Here's the way I see. Yousa gunna die.
steffysxe 11
Forget the urine, an ex-convict landlord is already scary.
FlyingPie 17
Doesn't that just piss you off?
RaptorMARAUDER 9
In defense of convicts, why does everyone assume they're murderers or something? What if he was convicted of shoplifting or something pettier than something violent?
OhWhoCares 42
What if he's an "ex" gang member of some notorious street gang and even has a face full of tattoos and OP has no other choice but to live in such a crappy area because of low income? What if OP's landlord wanted these answers at 2 am with 6 homies and a baseball bat? Is the OP allowed to use judgment and and fear the landlord now?
DubstepMasta 18
lol 6 homies.. if he was in a gang try 7 with glocks.
tinggo 5
The greatest place to raise children
IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24
He sounds pissed
Dumbledora 9
"You better run, Run, run, run! 'Cuz there's gonna be some hell to pay!"
BeastOfJupiter 7
Are you afraid he is going to retaliate physically? I wouldn't be. Just tell him what happened and move on from there.
Hilda_x 25
Five is a mischievous age and kids that age can make trouble in a matter of seconds without supervision. You should have had him in sight.