Today, my 5-year-old son thought it'd be a good idea to pee into the heat vent in the hallway of our apartment building. The whole building now smells like urine. The landlord is a 6-foot ex-convict. He wants answers. FML
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Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
Today, I found out why my bathroom has been smelling so bad. My 10-year-old son has been peeing on the radiator, thinking it's fun to watch it steam and sizzle. FML
Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML
Today, my boss told me to find the bad smell coming from the apartment we were working on. I found the bathtub about 4 inches high full of piss, and spent the next hour bailing it out into a bucket because the drain wasn't connected yet. I have pee stains in all the wrong places. FML
Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML
Today, I came home to find my husband and our 4-year-old son simultaneously peeing off the second-floor balcony. My husband was giggling like a little girl. FML
Today, my idiot son incinerated his shoes in the oven. They were wet and he wanted to "quick-dry" them, so now the whole house smells terrible. FML
Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I realised that my landlord was peeking in the whole time through broken ventilator. Once he tried to get into my room, using his keys. I couldn't tell the landlord's wife, as I didn't have any proof so I left the house, even though my rent was long due. FML
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jgmarines 4
Sounds like urine a lot of trouble
Black_Knight80 13
Either run as fast as you can or just play the I don't know what you're talking about card.
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Comments (54)
DonPandon 15
Beg he doesn't read FML
vlalam 24
Ur kids gonna be a one hell of a player when he grows up ;)
pancakesfna 12
Have your son tell your landlord what he did and apologize for it, it'll be a good lesson in honesty and owning up to his mistakes. Just because your landlord is an ex convict doesn't mean he can't be nice or understanding
mattrd_fml 31
wow, the landlord sounds pissed.
hellnosucka 27
well urine deep shit
KingOfPokemon 6
What if I'm your landlord and I know know who it was who peed in the vent
worldclassrager 39
It's not obvious it was your son unless he is the only child there.,.
frizz101 22
The best thing to do is be honest, after all he can't blame a five year old for acting like a five year old. Also there are ways to get rid of urine odor, most involve vinegar, but it is possible.
miss_jules 11
Just tell the truth and aplogise? Why lie?
FimogenFeels 14
It's your kid, your responsibility. I have no sympathy. That's gross and if I was your landlord, I'd want answers too!