FML : Today, my crazy mother-in-law threatened to camp out outside my house so she will "never get left out" of our lives, all because we called instead of sending...

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Today, my crazy mother-in-law threatened to camp out outside my house so she will "never get left out" of our lives, all because we called instead of sending a written invitation to my three-year-old's birthday party. I actually believe she's crazy enough to do it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Wednesday 19 September 2012 14:43 / United States

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By sophielotus | 2

#4949292 - Wednesday 19 September 2012 06:56

You might wanna consider taking her off the invite list...

By olpally | 32

#4949306 - Wednesday 19 September 2012 06:59

Stage 5 clinger, mother-in-law style... Yikes!

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By sophielotus | 2

#4949292 - Wednesday 19 September 2012 06:56

You might wanna consider taking her off the invite list...

CaptTeemo | 10

#4949295 - Wednesday 19 September 2012 06:58

What would his wife have to say about that?

sophielotus | 2

#4949317 - Wednesday 19 September 2012 07:00

Who wants their mother camping outside their house? I dunno about you but I'm pretty sure most people wouldn't.

emilyjgraham | 34

#4949461 - Wednesday 19 September 2012 07:33

it could be a woman..

walmartpaysme | 15

#4949522 - Wednesday 19 September 2012 07:49

1, I'm pretty sure that would not make this problem any better. She's just a nut case and OP will have to suck it up. In-laws can be difficult and there's nothing you can do about it most of the time.

chell1894 | 13

#4949854 - Wednesday 19 September 2012 09:39

In laws, the reason I debated on whether to get married or not.

Futacy | 29

#4949880 - Wednesday 19 September 2012 09:46

If you unscramble "mother-in-law," you get "woman hitler"

walmartpaysme | 15

#4949919 - Wednesday 19 September 2012 10:02

Wow, 36. That describes my mother-in-law perfectly.

PizzaRollsss | 5

#4951951 - Thursday 20 September 2012 05:24

Hmmm, 35, for some reason I doubt that you are 72 years old, just a hunch

CaptainDoorknob | 7

#4951986 - Thursday 20 September 2012 05:31

Psycho bitch much?

sophielotus | 2

#4953376 - Thursday 20 September 2012 04:35

7 - this is true.

steph8391 | 11

#4955942 - Friday 21 September 2012 02:29

Now that is not only enlightening, but true!!!!!

By RBntM | 10

#4949297 - Wednesday 19 September 2012 06:58

You've got a crazy mother-in-law

Trix_Disorder | 20

#4949428 - Wednesday 19 September 2012 07:23

You know, that's actually written in the FML.

PhishloverA | 14

#4949540 - Wednesday 19 September 2012 07:54

Wrong FML #3 go up one

KiddNYC1O | 20

#4949660 - Wednesday 19 September 2012 08:35

You're confused, Marley.

j_cat187 | 19

#4949747 - Wednesday 19 September 2012 09:03

nope, chuck testa

Inediblepeaches | 15

#4951540 - Thursday 20 September 2012 03:03

32- That joke is only funny when actually used properly. Right now, all I see is 'HAHAHA, LOOK AT ME, I MADE A REFERENCE TO SOMETHING!'

KiddNYC1O | 20

#4951938 - Thursday 20 September 2012 05:19

Wtf? ^

By olpally | 32

#4949306 - Wednesday 19 September 2012 06:59

Stage 5 clinger, mother-in-law style... Yikes!

texasmomma88 | 3

#4949343 - Wednesday 19 September 2012 07:07

Yes she is.

gc327072 | 29

#4949764 - Wednesday 19 September 2012 09:05

If she was your mother-in-law she'd never let you go..... But she is.. so OP's effed.

By failgamer | 7

#4949328 - Wednesday 19 September 2012 07:02

Give her a wrong location and date.

OhDearBetrayal | 25

#4949834 - Wednesday 19 September 2012 09:32

Then expect to be hunted down like the wife by the crazy husband from the movie Enough.

By texasmomma88 | 3

#4949350 - Wednesday 19 September 2012 07:08

His wife is the one who posted..... it his mother that's the crazy one! Hubby thinks she's crazy too.

a_commenter | 3

#4951143 - Thursday 20 September 2012 12:20

Wait, what?

By Keiren | 14

#4949356 - Wednesday 19 September 2012 07:09

Maybe she wanted the invitation to put in her scrapbook. But yeah, someone's five cans short of a six-pack.

PYLrulz | 17

#4949443 - Wednesday 19 September 2012 07:25

I don't think there is anything for a six-pack to begin with!

By Big_lama6 | 7

#4949362 - Wednesday 19 September 2012 07:10

Gotta love the in-laws

By SApprentice | 33

#4949375 - Wednesday 19 September 2012 07:12

That's scary. Is your wife/husband okay with that idea, or are they equally horrified by the thought?

By feldco1 | 17

#4949401 - Wednesday 19 September 2012 07:18

I'd be pretty terrified

By texasmomma88 | 3

#4949407 - Wednesday 19 September 2012 07:18

husband thinks she's bat s#!t crazy too

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