What would his wife have to say about that?

Who wants their mother camping outside their house? I dunno about you but I'm pretty sure most people wouldn't.

it could be a woman..

1, I'm pretty sure that would not make this problem any better. She's just a nut case and OP will have to suck it up. In-laws can be difficult and there's nothing you can do about it most of the time.

In laws, the reason I debated on whether to get married or not.

If you unscramble "mother-in-law," you get "woman hitler"

Wow, 36. That describes my mother-in-law perfectly.

Hmmm, 35, for some reason I doubt that you are 72 years old, just a hunch

Psycho bitch much?

7 - this is true.

Now that is not only enlightening, but true!!!!!

You know, that's actually written in the FML.

Wrong FML #3 go up one

You're confused, Marley.

nope, chuck testa

32- That joke is only funny when actually used properly. Right now, all I see is 'HAHAHA, LOOK AT ME, I MADE A REFERENCE TO SOMETHING!'

Wtf? ^

Yes she is.

If she was your mother-in-law she'd never let you go..... But she is.. so OP's effed.

Then expect to be hunted down like the wife by the crazy husband from the movie Enough.

Wait, what?

I don't think there is anything for a six-pack to begin with!