Kids: Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit...

By anonymous - 28/07/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

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MCVelvet1497 3

Thursday 28 July 2011 12:01

Oh, shit balls.

fricknugget 3

Thursday 28 July 2011 12:01

LMFAO it might be me my new one too!!:P

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Stevefett 0

Friday 29 July 2011 0:53

She learned it from one of you goobers. Thanks mom and dad. You shitballs.

cetlawizard 15

Friday 29 July 2011 0:57

shit balls! wonder who she heard that from??? roflmao!

cristalx33 0

Friday 29 July 2011 1:25

win

fvckyoursadlife 0

Friday 29 July 2011 1:32

oh shittyballs.

tjv3 10

Friday 29 July 2011 1:42

this is why you watch what you say around kids. they are like tape recorders

daltyboy 0

Friday 29 July 2011 1:45

hahahahahshahahahahahahahahahaha

sprite101 0

Friday 29 July 2011 1:46

aren't kids amazing

cooxoxo 9

Friday 29 July 2011 1:50

great parents :)

Aannb98 2

Friday 29 July 2011 2:02

Were did the kid learn it

Aannb98 2

Friday 29 July 2011 2:04

Why let her say it

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