Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML
Today, I had my son do some chores around the house. I was fairly proud of him for doing it himself, until he told me he accidentally washed his Nintendo in his sheets, and now it doesn’t work. I can’t afford a new one and he now refuses to do chores because, “I did and look what happened!” FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML
Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML
Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML
Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML
Today, I finally bought the toy my two year-old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I gave him the gift, and he started playing with the bag it came in. FML
Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML
Today, my 3-year-old son put into practice the lesson I taught him yesterday, about how to use a larger piece of Play-Doh to pick up smaller bits. Unfortunately, he used this method to pick up a small bit of poo from his pants with a larger bit of poo direct from the toilet. I was an hour late for work. FML
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
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texashorns82492 0
What a little punk
lmmmr 0
Fail. Don't let kids or animals near your iphone unsupervised.
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gsfgf 0
put in a tupperware with dried rice. the wash probably killed it but it's worth a try.
MukyDaCookie 0
I think water might void the warranty, but it's always worth a try.
ASatanistHobo 0
Posting on my iPhone just to be a dick :D
Alkron 0
I think in this case no matter how bad, its the thought that counts (and why didn't you have it on you?)
Kn1ght 0
Lol .. cute .. hope you still have warrenty
Kozzy333 0
How is that cute? That kid is stupid for washing electronics. Haven't you taught him otherwise?
Lasagnaa 24
It's a 3 year old. They were trying to be nice. He's a little kid and he made a mistake. You don't have to call him stupid.
Jaywin 3
No #8. Sometimes good intentions are not enough to diminish the actions that occurred. Now he knows that though.
ItecKid 0
Even if the kid was taught, he probably forgot. Three year olds forget things 10 seconds after their told.
FBIWarning 0
lmao, kids creative!
pleasetryagain 0
That's a tough break. He did something wrong, but he was trying to be helpful and good. I hope you were tactful.