Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML
Today, I had my son do some chores around the house. I was fairly proud of him for doing it himself, until he told me he accidentally washed his Nintendo in his sheets, and now it doesn’t work. I can’t afford a new one and he now refuses to do chores because, “I did and look what happened!” FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML
Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML
Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML
Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML
Today, I finally bought the toy my two year-old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I gave him the gift, and he started playing with the bag it came in. FML
Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML
Today, my 3-year-old son put into practice the lesson I taught him yesterday, about how to use a larger piece of Play-Doh to pick up smaller bits. Unfortunately, he used this method to pick up a small bit of poo from his pants with a larger bit of poo direct from the toilet. I was an hour late for work. FML
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
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texashorns82492 0
What a little punk
lmmmr 0
Fail. Don't let kids or animals near your iphone unsupervised.
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froggy123000 0
At least it has a warrenty... let's hope that it covers water damage... and if not.... I'm sorry for your loss =( but at least he was trying to do something nice!) #87, you have an ample point.
BluEG0pher 0
now, make him save up to buy you a new one
collision115 0
@#87 not really. Lithium Charge batteries like the ones in phones are designed not to do that. They expect people to have accidents like this and make fail safes so they don't get sued. I'm not positive how it works, but I beleive it has 3 contact patches unstead of 2, and if all 3 are connected it doesn't produce a current. Like the case would be in water. In short, the kid was fine, and this is hilarious. Oh, and @#89...hes 3. Save up how? Seriously?
DankJemo 0
Well, having a son I know kids can do some dumb shit. In this case, it sounds like they were just trying to do something nice for you... However, at 3 years old they don't understand what can, and cannot get wet. That is why I tend to keep things out of reach of my son that are easily damaged. I have seen parents let their kids play with their phones, and when you find gum on the keypad, or the phone in the kids mouth they get mad. It isn't the kids fault, they just don't understand, they haven't developed that logic yet. Some people never do. hopefully he learned early that water and electronics don't mix. If you've ever had a pet you needed to pet proof the house. The same thing happens with kids... At 3 years old they are going to get into everything, and mess around with anything... why? Who knows, the best answer I can come up with is simply that they are 3 years old.
forkfish 0
give him a toaster and tell him to take it for a shower, he'll never mess with water and electronics again you're welcome
Hugsandslices 0
Lmao@ #9
muppet_fml 0
that's incredibly unfortunate, but it's definitely your fault... kids shouldn't be within arm's reach of anything that costs over $50.
PrettyVal 0
You seem ungrateful. You don't call your son 'my three year old kid', it sounds like you don't care about him at all. And posting an FML about this makes it seem even more like that. He's 3, they make mistakes. Don't leave your phone where he can get it.
qwertyuiop8989 0
YDI for having a dirty Iphone
alexgisforme3 0
haha alex gaskarth washed his iphone and he said it was fine loool.