Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML
Today, I had my son do some chores around the house. I was fairly proud of him for doing it himself, until he told me he accidentally washed his Nintendo in his sheets, and now it doesn’t work. I can’t afford a new one and he now refuses to do chores because, “I did and look what happened!” FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML
Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML
Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML
Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML
Today, I finally bought the toy my two year-old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I gave him the gift, and he started playing with the bag it came in. FML
Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML
Today, my 3-year-old son put into practice the lesson I taught him yesterday, about how to use a larger piece of Play-Doh to pick up smaller bits. Unfortunately, he used this method to pick up a small bit of poo from his pants with a larger bit of poo direct from the toilet. I was an hour late for work. FML
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
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texashorns82492 0
What a little punk
lmmmr 0
Fail. Don't let kids or animals near your iphone unsupervised.
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blargmanus 0
Couple of things. 1) Water Damage does void the warranty. 2) Apple only provides 90 days of coverage while AT&T provides none. You can purchase Applecare on the iPhone 3G within the first 30 days of purchase. However, I'm not sure if this covers water damage or not. 3) As far as I can tell, there are no plans to release a new iPhone in June. A friend of mine is a manager at an AT&T store and she hasn't heard anything about it. The only thing we are probably getting is the 3.0 firmware and Apple has stated that they will never release new firmware and a new device on the same day after all the issues they had when 2.0 and the iPhone 3G came out on the same day. BTW, I can't really tell YDI or FYL. I know how bad it sucks if your phone get ruined but it is a little bit of your own fault for leaving the phone where the child could get to it. Edited For Spelling!
mehwhateverr 0
at least he was trying to do something nice for you. i think that's sweet, even if it ended badly.
breaksprinter_ 0
insurance?
lmmmr 0
AT&T does not provide insurance. The OP is screwed.
lmmmr 0
#33 - Verizon is in talks with Apple to release two mini Iphone devices that are basically ipods that will place calls over a wifi network.
Luckster 0
YDI for letting your child have access to expensive electronics at such an age. When I was 3, everything expensive or fragile was always out of my reach.
Misanthropist 0
YDI for having a kid. This is why we can't have nice things.
Lounia_fml 8
You need to get rid of that kid? I'll hope that's just a joke, if not, wow man you need something to think with, and as soon as possible. And this is really cute, just unfortunate for you xD At least he tried to help =)
xHaniffax 0
Never mess with a 3 year old
ladidadi 0
Why are people blaming the 3 year old??? It's not like little children have an adult thought process. Come on! He didn't know any better. It's the parents' job, when they have young kids, to make sure the things they don't want their kids to play with are out of reach.