Today, my 2 year relationship ended when my boyfriend accused me of stealing his beanie hat. FML
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Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend over text. We wore each others' hats, so I gave his back and asked for mine. He “accidentally” burned it. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me, just because he found out I scam people for money on the internet. FML
Today, I spent nearly half an hour looking for my favourite pair of shoes. I ended up getting so pissed off that I accused my boyfriend of stealing them. He then pointed out that I was wearing them. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
Today, I found the purse that some asshat stole from my 15-year-old sister a few days ago. I found it in my now ex-boyfriend's closet. When I confronted him, he broke up with me for "invading" his privacy and kicked me out, without the purse. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
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extrasnipes 22
Well it is a rather serious matter
Miss_Chevious 37
Either his beanie was a gift from his fairy god mother or he just needed a reason to dump you. FYL
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Comments (72)
johncanact 13
Well, "single and hatless", I think accused is accurate.
sheilandthegirls 20
It's probably good it's over. Find someone who loves you more than their possessions. He's not the person for you!
sonicsucksass 3
YDI, don't mess with a man's beanie.
tiredofwaiting 25
That is very childish and petty.
Username322Xx 4
immature
Kisuke_Urahara 9
I know I'd be angry if someone stole my hat. I'll have Tessai stock up on extras.
MissuhGrey 10
Did you take his longboard and his headphones as well?
mrh2015 4
that sounds like my boyfriend. he gets frantic if his beanie is missing.. so retarded.
Lyriya 15
In that case it was probably for the best, you deserve better op.
Birdclawz 17
But seriously though a mans hat means a lot to him