Today, my 2 year relationship ended when my boyfriend accused me of stealing his beanie hat. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend over text. We wore each others' hats, so I gave his back and asked for mine. He “accidentally” burned it. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me, just because he found out I scam people for money on the internet. FML
Today, I spent nearly half an hour looking for my favourite pair of shoes. I ended up getting so pissed off that I accused my boyfriend of stealing them. He then pointed out that I was wearing them. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
Today, I found the purse that some asshat stole from my 15-year-old sister a few days ago. I found it in my now ex-boyfriend's closet. When I confronted him, he broke up with me for "invading" his privacy and kicked me out, without the purse. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
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extrasnipes 22
Well it is a rather serious matter
Miss_Chevious 37
Either his beanie was a gift from his fairy god mother or he just needed a reason to dump you. FYL
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Comments (72)
EvilLittleMan 23
Beanie Weenie
Seabass_Chan 33
Your life definitely sucks, OP. That's two years you'll never get back.
tanski123 5
had a buddy lose his girl bc he unfollowed her on instagram
ShortieRose 30
Sounds as though he was searching for a reason to break up, and the beanie hat was the first thing that popped up. Sorry op, I hope that you're okay!
katina1236 20
If he dumped you over something as trivial as that then the relationship wasn't going anywhere and he wanted out. Either way your life will be better off without him
8djht8 19
Probably looking for an excuse plus you wanna stay with a child like that.
GrumpyGrinch 23
Did you?
Bigfabthetruth52 22
Thats some silly shit to breakup over. I'm sure there has to be a back story to this.
Xion0014 20
I don't want to assume but your name kind of makes it sound like you did steal it xD
zaidthunder1 27
You don't steal the beanie hat.