Today, my 2 year relationship ended when my boyfriend accused me of stealing his beanie hat. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend over text. We wore each others' hats, so I gave his back and asked for mine. He “accidentally” burned it. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me, just because he found out I scam people for money on the internet. FML
Today, I spent nearly half an hour looking for my favourite pair of shoes. I ended up getting so pissed off that I accused my boyfriend of stealing them. He then pointed out that I was wearing them. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
Today, I found the purse that some asshat stole from my 15-year-old sister a few days ago. I found it in my now ex-boyfriend's closet. When I confronted him, he broke up with me for "invading" his privacy and kicked me out, without the purse. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
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extrasnipes 22
Well it is a rather serious matter
Miss_Chevious 37
Either his beanie was a gift from his fairy god mother or he just needed a reason to dump you. FYL
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Comments (72)
Futacy 30
Why you should never date a hipster.
ali282h 15
One of two: 1. Your boyfriend has issues in his head. 2. The missing hat was just a reason he was looking for to end things with you.
sierra_ky 19
Shouldn't have taken his hat
Tripartita 45
He's gotta use somethings to keep the remaining brain cells in his head. I'd recommend a skull, but beanies work in a pinch.
mixximoo 24
Stealing is a real problem OP tsk tsk
MagnusDeus 24
In his defense, girlfriends are notorious beanie hat thieves.
Levi2411 41
Beanies are a very serious matter. Do not touch the beanies, and no harm will come. Rule 101.
CosmicGenius 10
Beanies are a serious matter. A good, cozy, stylish and comfortable beanie is hard to come by.
SecundusSecunda 27
I bet he plays team fortress 2
mastersmithson 13
well.... it is cold out op.....