Today, my 2 year relationship ended when my boyfriend accused me of stealing his beanie hat. FML
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Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend over text. We wore each others' hats, so I gave his back and asked for mine. He “accidentally” burned it. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me, just because he found out I scam people for money on the internet. FML
Today, I spent nearly half an hour looking for my favourite pair of shoes. I ended up getting so pissed off that I accused my boyfriend of stealing them. He then pointed out that I was wearing them. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
Today, I found the purse that some asshat stole from my 15-year-old sister a few days ago. I found it in my now ex-boyfriend's closet. When I confronted him, he broke up with me for "invading" his privacy and kicked me out, without the purse. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
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extrasnipes 22
Well it is a rather serious matter
Miss_Chevious 37
Either his beanie was a gift from his fairy god mother or he just needed a reason to dump you. FYL
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Comments (72)
IridianShadow 20
Well technically.. it only kind of sort of ended up on your side of the bed when he was looking for it. No seriously, if it was truly missing, why was his first thought his girlfriend 'stealing' it?
Tannasgh 22
Did it have a propeller...uh...what a child he must be...good riddance...
jeffprobs 29
Girls always take hats? Why? Its certainly not a reason to dumb someone, but why do you love looking at my head, seeing my headwear then removing it, and then wearing it yourself?
CAPGator15 10
That must of been one hell of a hat.
idk_rose 25
Moral of the story: Don't date guys with beanie hat fetishes.
JulieLucero 18
Can't wait till he finds it and op follows up about him crawling back.
lahutchins 23
That beanie must have been the one thing keeping him from being a douche bag.
oceaneyes213 21
It could've been really special to him. My friend has a scarf that his mother made him before she passed away and when he lost it he was really upset.
BOOSHDUN911 5
You WHAT
Bragi 12
Good riddance, OP.