Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML
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failure as a parent
Bound Brook, United States
Today, my teenage daughter nearly burned down our house because she wanted to take "artsy" pictures with a lighter for Instagram. FML
Fatty
United States
Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four of my favorite shirts. When I asked her why she had done so she replied, "So that they fit your tummy better, Mommy." FML
Michael
Australia
Today, my 4 year old daughter was ripping out photos of the family photo book, I asked her why she was doing it she answered, "I saw mummy doing it to another book." The only other family photo book was the day we got married. FML
scarred4life
Canada
Today, my mom gave me and my brothers each a cd of her recent photoshoot for her book. I found out later that my mom didn't know how to burn only SOME of the photos on the CD, and ended up burning all of the photos onto the CD. Some of the photos were provocative. FML
Anonymous
West Chicago, United States
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
DeepFriedLettuce
Vashon, United States
Today, I had to explain to my seventeen year-old daughter that deep frying food doesn't "melt the calories." FML
loserwithlice
United States
Say it ain't so
Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML
John Doe
Still the same
Today, my mom showed to my girlfriend my naked baby photos. My girlfriend said, "Nothing’s changed." FML
Unsanitary
United Kingdom
Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML
Laren
Generational trauma
Today, I discovered my 17 year-old daughter has an eating disorder. When I confronted her, she confessed that she’s doing it because she wants to stay thin, so that her boyfriend doesn’t dump her like her father dumped me for not being thin enough. FML
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FindingYujin 26
That's terrible! I hope you have some of them digitally backed up because in the future there won't be a lot of childhood photos she can look upon!
DinosaurTacoTime 18
She needs a hit upside her head.
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Comments (133)
luminis12 23
I'm sorry but your daughter is an idiot. Does she not know of the term "baby fat"
Thorzix 23
If she did that out of the blue, your daughter is a turd. If she did it because she didn't want you to show them to random people and you still did, YDI.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
Wow I would ground the hell our of her and have a serious discussion on how she perceives herself. Because if she considers her baby self fat, either she is shallow as **** or she is heading to some serious eating disorder. Either way way, there is some talk to be done.
siggy_mcsigx 22
There is something seriously psychological going on there......
Afroninja4566 21
I think that's taking it too far
hordriss 14
Sounds like she has done serious self esteem and image issues. Might be something you need to talk to her about. Sorry to hear about the loss of those photos. Hopefully you either have backups if they're digital, or the negatives if they're not.
pdp_fml 21
OMG! That is nothing! My father took movies of me and my sister taking a bath together when we were very young and showed them to their friends to have a good laugh.
Vegetarian27 24
Haha, I doubt there's a college fund for a kid that dumb
HeartOfLead 24
"I want my baby back; baby back; baby back; photooos!"
blackwidowtaco 31
If she's acting out that way over her baby photos, I can only imagine how she's going to react when she becomes of legal drinking age & her friends take photos of her after months of drinking.