Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML
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Today, my teenage daughter nearly burned down our house because she wanted to take "artsy" pictures with a lighter for Instagram. FML
Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four of my favorite shirts. When I asked her why she had done so she replied, "So that they fit your tummy better, Mommy." FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter was ripping out photos of the family photo book, I asked her why she was doing it she answered, "I saw mummy doing it to another book." The only other family photo book was the day we got married. FML
Today, my mom gave me and my brothers each a cd of her recent photoshoot for her book. I found out later that my mom didn't know how to burn only SOME of the photos on the CD, and ended up burning all of the photos onto the CD. Some of the photos were provocative. FML
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
Today, I had to explain to my seventeen year-old daughter that deep frying food doesn't "melt the calories." FML
Say it ain't so
Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML
Still the same
Today, my mom showed to my girlfriend my naked baby photos. My girlfriend said, "Nothing’s changed." FML
Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML
Generational trauma
Today, I discovered my 17 year-old daughter has an eating disorder. When I confronted her, she confessed that she’s doing it because she wants to stay thin, so that her boyfriend doesn’t dump her like her father dumped me for not being thin enough. FML
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FindingYujin 26
That's terrible! I hope you have some of them digitally backed up because in the future there won't be a lot of childhood photos she can look upon!
DinosaurTacoTime 18
She needs a hit upside her head.
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RedPillSucks 31
@queerdragon, Just to play devils advocate, the college fund is the parents property, just as you thought the girl had a right to any pictures of her. In that case, OP wouldn't be "wasting" anything but his/her own money. Quite frankly, cruises are usually great fun, so I don't think it would be a waste at all.
thrifting 18
I don't have but a few baby pictures because of a devastating house fire when I was young and I find it so appalling that people take things like that for granted.
ReggieReefer 12
Wow. Some people's children. Smh
Rainbow_dumpster 28
I literally facepalmed when I read this. Very idiotic move. She is gonna regret this for a very long time.
skyeyez9 24
She will regret it years down the road when she has no baby and childhood pictures. I wish my parents took more pictures when my brother and I were little. They were always working so when they came home, were tired and the last thing on their mind was snapping pictures.
cbroady0529 9
I'm in the potential eating disorder camp. Please seek help for your daughter! And I'm so sorry for the loss of those photos :( I lost just a few months worth of my daughter's pictures when my phone crashed a few months ago and I was devastated. I can imagine how I'd feel if I lost most of her baby-hood.
kiaora_fml 11
Sorry OP but your daughter is a stupid girl, my sister (who is older than me) was a huge baby, when she grew up she turned into 6ft1 sized 8 model (US size 6) so her theory about her baby pictures making her look fat, make her sound retarded. On another note I babysat a kid, who was a tiny baby and she grew into a huge teenager. OP your daughter deserves a slap on the side of the head.
NoFlippinWai 24
71- That comment was awesome and deserved a comment in recognition of its awesomeness. so here you are.
Epikouros 31
If she's really fat, she should burn her pizza and chocolate instead.
MESammyG 10
Gah ! Stupid girl !!!