Be warned of another one of you that may be roaming the streets soon!

Hahha I understand

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of that lol

I smell voodoo..

Maybe collecting evidence for something?

There was a CSI like that.. or was it a Criminal Minds... The suspect was using hair from people to make a wig for the victim. Or maybe someone is going to use it for a Voodoo Spell... Or to frame you at a crime. So, if all the sudden you start getting very bad cramps where you double over... or if law enforcement contacts you and wants to know you whereabouts... Have no fear, now it has been posted someone stole your hair! #FML is now your alibi!

Damn, you beat me to it lol!

You beat me to it xD

I literally thought that and went topic it in the comments. Well played my good sir!

#63 ma'am*

Yasssssssss!!!!!

So he can have one all to himself ;)

But the process of growing one.. Takes so long, better to just abduct her

#15 I prefer the term. suprise adoption

I am legit afraid of you guys right now

yes #3 I have.. . and her FML username is jocylenkaulitz

Is it really identity theft if it's a clone?

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Stay away from da voodoo mon.

Or maybe he thinks he's OPs real father and wants a paternity test

#23, I can only imagine how that would go if he passed the paternity test. "Hi, remember me? I'm that guy who plucked a hair from you at the checkout stand. Nevermind how I followed you here, but guess what? I'm your real father!!!"