By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 18:49 - United States - Springfield

Today, as I was waiting in line at the check out, some guy came up behind me, plucked a hair out of my head, and ran off with it. FML
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baxeh 29

Ever seen someone so attractive you just had to try to clone them?

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haliacc 17

Be warned of another one of you that may be roaming the streets soon!

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Tyler1299 10

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of that lol

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SnowKitten 14

Maybe collecting evidence for something?

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aleeya 15

There was a CSI like that.. or was it a Criminal Minds... The suspect was using hair from people to make a wig for the victim. Or maybe someone is going to use it for a Voodoo Spell... Or to frame you at a crime. So, if all the sudden you start getting very bad cramps where you double over... or if law enforcement contacts you and wants to know you whereabouts... Have no fear, now it has been posted someone stole your hair! #FML is now your alibi!

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Standupmast3r 18

I literally thought that and went topic it in the comments. Well played my good sir!

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baxeh 29

Ever seen someone so attractive you just had to try to clone them?

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JocelynKaulitz 28

So he can have one all to himself ;)

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KK3137 31

But the process of growing one.. Takes so long, better to just abduct her

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imura 8

#15 I prefer the term. suprise adoption

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cinskeep43 15

yes #3 I have.. . and her FML username is jocylenkaulitz

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bearstyle22 11

Lets just take it as a compliment and a funny story to tell for later haha could of been way worse

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boxers4lyfe 17

Is it really identity theft if it's a clone?

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ALTERNATEone 4

Probably just going to clone you and have your clone commit all kinds of crimes. Make sure you have good alibis for a while.

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Stryker_13 19

Maybe he's a weirdo stalker and has a shrine to you in his closet and your hair is one of the finishing touches to it...

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edward80 18

Relax, maybe he only wants to clone you

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Sunflower1919 19

Or maybe he thinks he's OPs real father and wants a paternity test

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JayGatsby 25

#23, I can only imagine how that would go if he passed the paternity test. "Hi, remember me? I'm that guy who plucked a hair from you at the checkout stand. Nevermind how I followed you here, but guess what? I'm your real father!!!"

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coming back in the future 30

I think he was checking you out. (It's meant to be horrible)

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