FML : Today, as I was waiting in line at the check out, some guy came up behind me, plucked a hair out of my head, and ran off with it. FML

Today, as I was waiting in line at the check out, some guy came up behind me, plucked a hair out of my head, and ran off with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 9 November 2014 18:49 / United States - Springfield

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By DeuceDeuce | 16

#6115113 - Monday 10 November 2014 9:31

Polyjuice potion?

By baxeh | 29

#6115114 - Monday 10 November 2014 9:33

Ever seen someone so attractive you just had to try to clone them?

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By millagramssxe | 24

#6115112 - Monday 10 November 2014 9:31

creeper

haliacc | 17

#6115146 - Monday 10 November 2014 10:35

Be warned of another one of you that may be roaming the streets soon!

By DeuceDeuce | 16

#6115113 - Monday 10 November 2014 9:31

Polyjuice potion?

Renecameron9274 | 5

#6115121 - Monday 10 November 2014 9:47

Hahha I understand

Tyler1299 | 10

#6115142 - Monday 10 November 2014 10:20

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of that lol

ELoni_fml | 25

#6115154 - Monday 10 November 2014 11:30

I smell voodoo..

SnowKitten | 14

#6115194 - Monday 10 November 2014 13:37

Maybe collecting evidence for something?

aleeya | 15

#6115198 - Monday 10 November 2014 13:51

There was a CSI like that.. or was it a Criminal Minds... The suspect was using hair from people to make a wig for the victim.

Or maybe someone is going to use it for a Voodoo Spell...

Or to frame you at a crime.

So, if all the sudden you start getting very bad cramps where you double over... or if law enforcement contacts you and wants to know you whereabouts...

Have no fear, now it has been posted someone stole your hair! #FML is now your alibi!

soulreaper12296 | 28

#6115235 - Monday 10 November 2014 15:27

Damn, you beat me to it lol!

tooyoungtooold | 11

#6115243 - Monday 10 November 2014 15:50

You beat me to it xD

Standupmast3r | 18

#6115437 - Monday 10 November 2014 22:33

I literally thought that and went topic it in the comments. Well played my good sir!

Ltsdragons | 19

#6115662 - Tuesday 11 November 2014 3:58

#63 ma'am*

angelinthestars | 1

#6117857 - Thursday 13 November 2014 18:15

Yasssssssss!!!!!

By baxeh | 29

#6115114 - Monday 10 November 2014 9:33

Ever seen someone so attractive you just had to try to clone them?

JocelynKaulitz | 28

#6115137 - Monday 10 November 2014 10:15

So he can have one all to himself ;)

KK3137 | 31

#6115143 - Monday 10 November 2014 10:22

But the process of growing one.. Takes so long, better to just abduct her

imura | 8

#6115152 - Monday 10 November 2014 11:18

#15 I prefer the term. suprise adoption

lord_meloetta | 20

#6115214 - Monday 10 November 2014 14:23

I am legit afraid of you guys right now

cinskeep43 | 15

#6115337 - Monday 10 November 2014 18:52

yes #3 I have.. . and her FML username is jocylenkaulitz

By bearstyle22 | 11

#6115118 - Monday 10 November 2014 9:40

Lets just take it as a compliment and a funny story to tell for later haha could of been way worse

boxers4lyfe | 17

#6115239 - Monday 10 November 2014 15:46

Is it really identity theft if it's a clone?

DArthurVaderian | 18

#6115438 - Monday 10 November 2014 22:38

Sharing is caring

By ALTERNATEone | 4

#6115119 - Monday 10 November 2014 9:42

Probably just going to clone you and have your clone commit all kinds of crimes. Make sure you have good alibis for a while.

By Stryker_13 | 19

#6115120 - Monday 10 November 2014 9:45

Maybe he's a weirdo stalker and has a shrine to you in his closet and your hair is one of the finishing touches to it...

By Ki11erC | 18

#6115122 - Monday 10 November 2014 9:48

Voodoo doll in the making.

By FateH | 1

#6115123 - Monday 10 November 2014 9:51

He do voodoo?

MaybeMoo | 13

#6115459 - Monday 10 November 2014 23:34

Stay away from da voodoo mon.

By edward80 | 18

#6115126 - Monday 10 November 2014 9:57

Relax, maybe he only wants to clone you

Sunflower1919 | 19

#6115163 - Monday 10 November 2014 12:24

Or maybe he thinks he's OPs real father and wants a paternity test

JayGatsby | 25

#6115287 - Monday 10 November 2014 17:24

#23, I can only imagine how that would go if he passed the paternity test. "Hi, remember me? I'm that guy who plucked a hair from you at the checkout stand. Nevermind how I followed you here, but guess what? I'm your real father!!!"