Today, my 14-year-old son's pathetic rebellion came to a head. He ran away from home, leaving a note saying he hates me and was leaving forever to be part of a gang his friends had formed. He came back an hour later crying. His whole gang had gotten mugged, which he somehow blamed me for. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son is going through a rebellious phase. He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places. He was fired from his part-time job for swearing at customers. My son is 29 years old. FML
Today, my punishment for my 14 year-old troublemaker son seems to have badly backfired. My husband and I sent him to live with my strict disciplinarian father for a while, and not only has he changed, but he loves it there and refuses to come home. My dad is on his side. I don't know what to do. FML
Today, I came home to my son crying and packing a bag, with his laptop smashed on the floor. He said he needed to run away because a "crazy military guy" was coming to kill him. I logged in to his account and found that someone had sent him the Navy SEAL copypasta. He's 16. FML
Today, my son got in an argument with my boyfriend, packed up his stuff, and moved in with his dad. Not five minutes later I saw my boyfriend doing his stupid happy dance. When angrily confronted, he admitted he orchestrated every argument for months until he got the result he wanted, my son gone. FML
Today, my 14 year-old son asked to join my buddies and me at the gun range. The second I finished the safety lecture and handed him a pistol, he started twirling it on his finger (thankfully, it was unloaded). I smacked him in the head and took him home. Now he's moping and sulking like a bitch. FML
Today, after my 14 year-old son brought home six Fs on his report card, we decided to take away all his video games and sell them. He screamed for hours, then went into the kitchen and started smashing glasses against his head, "until we brought back his games." FML
Today, I had to give my four year-old daughter some tough love, which I hate doing. When she ran away crying, my son, her twin brother, looked at me and said, "You should be ashamed of yourself." FML
Today, after spending 6 months and $15,000 on lawyer fees at my 13 year-old son's request, his abusive, alcoholic father no longer has any legal right to see him. How did my son repay me? He ran away to live with his father the very first time I told him he couldn't have friends sleep over. FML
Today, my son visited for the first time in three years, asking to stay a while. It turns out he insulted someone online and gave his address in case they wanted to fight him. They accepted the offer, and so my son's imaginary Muay Thai skills went AWOL, along with his testicles. FML
Today, my teenage son broke into my gun safe, took my gun, and dumped the magazine into the side of his ex-girlfriend's family home. He's completely stunned that he was arrested and charged with attempted murder. My wife blames me and wants a divorce. FML
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shorty6823 28
I feel bad, but that's a bit of karma. A bit more than he bargained for, but still.
kinky44 28
What badass mugs kids?
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Comments (135)
Gityerchicken 12
Out of the mouth of babes!
Theadyren 22
really?? you act like you didn't see this coming .
NineeCat 32
You could've saved the 5 minutes it took to post this on here, and used that time to start a conversation with him. Ask him why he feels like he does.. Not post his "pathetic-ness", so the world can see, and join YOUR pity party.
Shade1982 21
Nowhere does it say op did not do this. Op also never called his son pathetic, only his rebellion, which is most likely an accurate description too. Get off your high horse and read first.
hplover7 11
Ah accidentally pressed YDI! Sorry op, it's not your fault. Friends are a huge influence on kids' lives, which can be a good thing or a bad thing. Hopefully he comes to his senses
an3ph 20
I would have laughed uproariously.
sohigh10 34
This is just the thing you'd use in a wedding toast later. 'remember that time...' 'Daaad..nooo'
isuckwithnames 22
I just imagine that no being in slow motion. "Dad, Noooooooooooooooooo"
bluefrootloops 13
"I have failed" You deserve it for this statement alone.
classiceagle63 16
Ha! Dumbass probably deserved it
Fas4wd 13
I want to know SO much more about this. It's hilarious.
ahh_rats 15
Are you guys from Warner Robins too haha