Kids, Parenting and Argument: Pure evil

Pure evil

By Anonymous - 28/11/2023 00:00

Today, my son got in an argument with my boyfriend, packed up his stuff, and moved in with his dad. Not five minutes later I saw my boyfriend doing his stupid happy dance. When angrily confronted, he admitted he orchestrated every argument for months until he got the result he wanted, my son gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 367

You deserved it 1 038

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By nooo - 12/07/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, after a fight, my boyfriend brought me a soda that exploded when I opened it. Furious at his constant childish bullshit, I threw his ass out. Two hours later, my son confessed that he'd shaken the cans as a joke. I tried to call my boyfriend, but he'd blocked my number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 114

You deserved it 905

Fight!

By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 06:00

Today, my boyfriend has never gotten along with my dad, but this afternoon during what I thought was a completely normal conversation, he just stood up, yelled he couldn’t take my dad anymore, punched him in the nose, dumped me, and drove away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 203

You deserved it 245

Psycho

By Anonymous - 27/06/2022 04:00 - United States

Today, I came home early to find my (now ex) girlfriend having a screaming argument with my son, because he caught her trying to burn pictures of my late wife. I'm back to being single, but at least I can be proud of my son for standing up to her (he's usually very timid). Can't believe I was dating that psycho. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 481

You deserved it 127

By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Atlanta

Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 871

You deserved it 19 273

By ishyboo - 27/02/2016 22:59 - United States - Baraboo

Today, I let my estranged husband move back in with my son and me. Later, his pregnant and underage girlfriend knocked on my door, crying about how her mom kicked her out. I'm such a pushover, they're in my bed and I'm on the couch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 305

You deserved it 28 947

By sonofaneuroticwench - 20/08/2014 20:08 - United States - Rice Lake

Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 669

You deserved it 3 392

Confusing guys and their bro code

By Men are weird - 23/08/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my son tried to fight my husband, his step-dad, who knocked him to the floor with one good punch. I was ready to throw my husband out, but an hour later they were having a heart-to-heart, and now they get along better than they ever have. HUH?!! FML

I agree, your life sucks 330

You deserved it 174

Secrecy

By Anonymous - 15/06/2021 11:01

Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 887

You deserved it 226

By nokeys - 02/04/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 795

You deserved it 59 092

People don't always get sarcasm

By Martin - 15/03/2021 17:00

Today, my son asked if there was a way to make parenting easier. I sarcastically told him he could be a deadbeat who sees his kid every two weeks. He must have thought I was serious because he broke up with his girlfriend and baby, turned up at my door expecting to have his old room, and told my wife it was my idea. FML

I agree, your life sucks 759

You deserved it 1 158

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Tuesday 28 November 2023 0:34

Dump the boyfriend and kick him out. his disrespect for your son is disrespect to you.

maverick83 14

Tuesday 28 November 2023 1:55

Wow. Your boyfriend is a toxic manipulative piece of crap.

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Tuesday 28 November 2023 0:34

Dump the boyfriend and kick him out. his disrespect for your son is disrespect to you.

maverick83 14

Tuesday 28 November 2023 1:55

Wow. Your boyfriend is a toxic manipulative piece of crap.

Lyneis 3

Tuesday 28 November 2023 4:34

Please don’t choose this POS over your son. You will die alone.

JuneBleeds4 17

Tuesday 28 November 2023 5:40

Makes you wonder how much me manipulated you too, doesn't it? Get rid of him now before more damage is done. You're going to have a hard enough time mending the fence with your son while that toxic POS boyfriend is in the picture. Speaking from experience as someone who was in the same position as your son.

DounutCereal 24

Tuesday 28 November 2023 8:12

I'm sorry but how tf were you this blind to what was going on? Just, take some time to talk to your son and listen to what he has to say, I'm sure he'd appreciate his voice being heard for once instead of the forced upon dad figure

rebelwithmouseyhair 18

Tuesday 28 November 2023 8:36

Yes, you need to chuck the bf out and mend the relationship with your son fast.

BrizBurry 10

Tuesday 28 November 2023 19:10

red flag. drop his ass. ur kids are way more important than a childish man like that

Billsonhamsen 17

Wednesday 29 November 2023 1:20

Well this is the first time that I actually agree with all the other commenters. He's doing a happy dance about manipulating your son. Is he doing a happy dance about manipulating you? Time to get rid of him if he wont to apologize to your son and bring him back into the house.

Jessica Carey 11

Thursday 30 November 2023 8:37

why are you not calling him your ex-boyfriend yet?

EricW 4

Thursday 30 November 2023 23:40

you should have got rid of this prick long ago. now you absolutely must do it

IHaveThePower 16

Friday 2 February 2024 3:50

I'm kind of astonished this doesn't say 'ex-boyfriend'. Do you really want a guy around who's driving a wedge between you and your son? In what universe is that going to end well?