Kids: Today, my 12 year old cousin decided that "all men are pigs"...

By Ann - 31/05/2011 16:47 - United States

Today, my 12 year old cousin decided that "all men are pigs" and deleted every male contact in my phone. FML

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faithe92 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 22:20

start em off early

Keyman1212 14

Tuesday 31 May 2011 22:20

I don't look like a pig

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itswhateveridk 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 2:34

biiitch

cupcakexxrawr 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 2:45

lol, sounds devastating xD

MiuDiorLouboutin 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 3:01

she is my hero.

rarr 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 3:40

Training well done, young grasshopper.

tybtab 5

Wednesday 1 June 2011 3:48

Without pigs we would not have bacon.:)

Gmanster64 4

Wednesday 1 June 2011 3:51

And women call men sexist...

zombiesnipes 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 4:00

even your dad's number?

kthxbai123 1

Wednesday 1 June 2011 4:04

they are.

sonofkarma 5

Wednesday 1 June 2011 4:12

Future lesbian/Feminist

vballchck 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 4:19

I'm gonna assume that the cousin was a girl. so at least she learned that at an early age!

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