Nice try, though

By Anonymous - 16/10/2021 20:00

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Today, I bought a $100 Victoria's Secret gift card for an ex who I still have a thing for, only to find out she started dating someone else a week ago. I just realized I bought lingerie for her to wear for someone else. FML
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core01 30

Nothing says "i love you" like expecting her to buy uncomfortable, impractical lingerie designed solely for your viewing pleasure 🙄

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camoMS 18

That's a biiiiig yikes man. Even if she wasn't dating someone else.

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DogeToTheMoon 4

I’m sorry that sucks but never do this for an ex for this exact reason

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camoMS 18

That's a biiiiig yikes man. Even if she wasn't dating someone else.

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RichardPencil 30

You should written her a song instead. You'd save $100 and get a free restraining order. And the knowledge that your ex and her new man are having endless laughs at your horrible song, and then lots of sex.

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QueenSaru 28

I question what you thought was going to happen here. She's an ex. Also, you're lucky she didn't think it was creepy as all get out and escalate it.

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core01 30

Nothing says "i love you" like expecting her to buy uncomfortable, impractical lingerie designed solely for your viewing pleasure 🙄

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Silver_helmet 10

If you're not dating, lingerie as a gift is a no no.

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Mylife 12

You're hilarious 🤣

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Chazzster 28

It’s simple - Don’t buy gifts for an ex. You could send a card or a text on a birthday or something (even that’s not a great idea, but it’s less creepy than a gift for an ex). The short version is your ex has moved on. You need to do so too. Time and attention spent on an ex just takes away from the possibility of finding your next love interest. And lingerie for an ex is just creepy.

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