Today, my 10-year-old son told my 5-year-old daughter that we're a ghost family, and told her to run through our glass door to see for herself. She believed it, ran straight into the door, and ended up having to be taken to hospital. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
Today, I found out that my 4-year-old son is truly convinced that I am a ghost. He also thinks that I died from burning, "because of your face". FML
Today, I was heading to the bathroom when I clearly saw a little boy walking into my bedroom. My wife and I live alone, and I screamed at the top of my lungs, thinking he was a ghost. Turns out my wife collected him from school for a friend, and I just didn't hear them arrive. FML
Today, my son broke his arm roughhousing with his brother on a bunk bed. While at the ER, he thought it would be funny to tell a different story to each doctor and nurse, forcing me to speak over him. They found this behavior "suspicious" and reported us to child services. FML
Today, whilst babysitting, I broke a glass. I explained to the kid that it was very important not to walk barefoot around where it had happened, because of the tiny bits of glass. He jumped back, scared, and while doing so tripped. I rushed to help him and ran through the broken glass. Barefoot. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML
Today, while we were exploring a building, my dad and I somehow got separated. After about 30 seconds, I found him on the other side of a door, so I went to go through what I thought was a door. Instead, I smashed my head on a windowpane and collapsed to the floor in pain in front of 5 people. FML
Today, my teenage son taught my five-year-old daughter how to fake her own death. I walked into the kitchen today to find her lying still on the floor, covered in ketchup. She laughed when I began to scream. FML
Today, I went upstairs to scold my boys for running in the house because someone could get hurt. As I turned around to come back downstairs I tripped and fell all the way down to the landing at the bottom. I could hear them laughing in their rooms. FML
Today, my daughter was acting strange. When she wasn’t muttering in some strange language, she was talking about invisible people coming to get me. Terrified, I called my boyfriend. Turns out he taught her that as a prank. He knows I’m afraid of anything supernatural. FML
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Top comments
JoeGrant 12
More like **** her life...I mean for god sake she ran into a glass door!
KBurns207 17
Lol good old fashioned brotherly love. And at only 10 years old the escapades have only just begun. That's funny but I hope your daughter is ok!
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Comments (123)
AllyBrianne 10
This has so happened to me except my dad did this XD
michaela29001 8
XD poor kid
damondou23 8
what does XD mean?
kee_breezy32 34
#109, XD is a smiley face.
fmfall 7
seems like someone's been watching Harry Potter!
flashback.miss 28
They're baaaackk!
kxxjoejoexxk 8
This.... It doesnt... No just no
ShadowWolfoxImp 18
Dang... O_O Teach that little girl to not believe the stuff her big brother says. I hope the little girl gets better fast!
ocampo 6
well at least you know you guys aren't a ghost family
Furytalon 14
No offense but your kid is an ass, luckily he'll grow out of it.
kaitieloo 22
Not necessarily. I know a lot of assholes who didn't grow out of it, unfortunately.
SolarFlare 20
Or he's gonna ask people for a knife... in a forest..
timakinz 21
He's an ass for acting like his age? More like the 5 year old is a retard running into doors.
DocBastard 40
You know, if you look up "gullible" in the dictionary, your daughter's picture will be there. And if you look up "asshole", your son's will be there.
LifeOfAnRN 18
She's not gullible, she's FIVE!
MidnaLink 35
Oh, for **** sake. Did she actually smash it or just hit it REALLY hard?
cottoncandymango 17
**** your daughter's life. Poor thing. Now she'll live the rest of her life having trust issues with her brother.
rosenkrieger223 24
What the hell kind of school did you go to?!
bandeek 30
One time i watched a kid snort something in the back of a classroom. Later, i dated and had a child with him. I forgot about the snorting thing until just now.
iwadasn 33
You said kids would tell her things that could get her killed. Kissing frogs and eating dirt won't kill you.