Today, my sister and I heard a buzzing noise in our parents' bedroom, so we went to investigate. It was coming from a drawer, so we opened it. Inside, a battery-operated dildo was flapping around. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
Today, I was sitting on my 70 year-old grandmother's bed with my older brother. I decided to snoop through the cabinet at the back of her bed, and I pulled out what I naively thought was a strange looking flashlight. When I twisted the bottom of it to see what would happen, it started vibrating. FML
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
Today, I was trying to find my missing purple pen in the house I share with my boyfriend and his 57 year-old mother. I checked her room just in case, only to open a drawer and be greeted by a dildo. I’m never going to unsee that. FML
Today, I was talking to my mother when we both heard a continuous buzzing noise. Unable to locate the source of the noise we gave up. About an hour later, my mother yells down the stairs to me. Turns out my dog stole my vibrator, chewed it and presented it to my mother. FML
Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML
Today, I was in a quiet library when I noticed a buzzing sound. I ignored it, but it kept going. I looked around, but nobody else seemed to notice. After 5 minutes of searching, I realized the buzzing was coming from my backpack. My electric toothbrush had turned itself on and was rattling around. Everyone watched me pull out a vibrating bag. FML
Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
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Kandyland 12
You think that's bad? When my sister and I were younger, we went in my dad and stepmom's room to find her a t-shirt to sleep in. We opened up a drawer and found pictures of them having sex, with each other and some people we didn't recognize. We found out our parents were swingers. F our lives. lol
omgbeckyyy 0
So your parents aren't supposed to be sexual? I mean... you weren't created by sex or anything, right?
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Comments (42)
Emeryld 0
Woah, is all this harshness really necessary? So the OP found a vibrator in their parents' room. I'd rather not stumble upon pieces of my parents' sex life either. Not everyone is completely open about this kind of thing with their parents, calm down. Anyways, this reminds me of when my dad told me to grab him a shirt from his dresser + I opened the wrong drawer + discovered a box of Trojan Magnums.. Not a pleasant image.
kekelala3 0
How's this a FML? This is more like a ha-ha moment
rhcpalex93 0
happened to me too.
xXjakalXx 0
omg that is so gross
gamerchick37 0
there is nothin really wrong about your parents having some fun....and you have it easy what about having to have a room next to them :3
corinna12124 0
I have mine right next to my dads n yea ik what ya mean it makes me almost puke
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
That's just not right.
JHandAC 4
My mom has those too O.o While we may be scarred for life and have nightmares, we can known that it's *hopefully* normal and a lot of women have them. Even though I plan on never EVER getting one :)
RepAbuse 4
That's sexy, haha.
XxchristinasmhxX 0
Be happy it was just a *****...
awesomeamandas 37
I really hate how this fml is written, you could have said something like "Today, my sister and I went to investigate the strange buzzing noise coming from our partners room, upon opening the drawer the noise was coming from we discovered a vibrator, FML" Though this really isn't fml worthy, it's not illegal for a couple to have sex or even **********, yeah it's gross to think about but what do you expect? People don't quit having sex when they have kids.