By t0pher - 10/08/2009 14:52 - United States

Today, I found out I need serious surgery on my right knee to remove a tumor growing underneath it. I will not be able to walk for 3 weeks, and the doctor told me to take off for 5 months from work just for full recovery. My father's response, "You'll do anything not to work." FML
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t0pher 0

i need physical therapy for 3 months so i can loose the crutches cause the tumor is spread around my tendons

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Ox_Baker 0

No, it doesn't. His father obviously wasn't being serious. This isn't an FML.

this isnt an fml. your dad is most likely trying to be funny. if my dad did that i would probably give a friendly punch and chuckle. however, if he was serious then you should have included it in the fml -in that case what a douchebag

aaaaa12345_fml 0

No, I believe the OP's father was being serious. I know what it's like to have dick parents like that, who put their own knee-jerk reactions over logic. He was NOT kidding.

t0pher 0

nah my father was he said it to me and called my job to make me go back to work...fml

t0pher 0

thats mean yo i didnt give myself a tumor..who would do that and how?

Yeah, I really hate it when people CHOOSE to have tumors which cost them their jobs and the ability to walk and cause them severe pain. O.o

That means 5 months of Skyrim if that happened to me, unfortunately my tumor was on/in my head...

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kmgentil 0

uf father suks, get better soon

Joeyyyy 0

You're beat dude, better get on welfare soon.

put your father in a really crappy nursing home

actually I see 271 people put YDI, nice counting tho... 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8... don't stop there I know it's hard but you have to go all the way up to 271. come on buddy I know you can do it i believe in you!!!

actually I see 464 people put YDI, nice counting tho... 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8... don't stop there I know it's hard but you have to go all the way up to 464. come on buddy I know you can do it i believe in you!!! Have you stopped to think maybe there were only 8 YDI by the time #9 wrote that?

dRose22 0

smart one, look at the time difference between comments. there were probably only 8 when the person commented, and as time passed, more people clicked on YDI. Common Sense :) Anyway, this isn't an FML. Obviously he was just joking.

common sense is so rare its now classified as a super power.

people understanding sarcasm is so rare its considered a super power, it's sarcasm, guys how hard is it to understand, seriously, you all crack me up, literal sons a bitches

Usually sarcasm is harder to transmit in writen mode. If sarcasm was intended, it was awfully done.

Necronomicon_fml 0

Wow what a dick. Get well soon :)