Today, marks the fourth day in a row that I've worn the same outfit to prove to my parents that they pay me no attention. They still haven't noticed. FML
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Today, it's the fifth day in a row my workmate has worn the exact same clothing. We share the desk. I'm absolutely positive he hasn't hit the shower since last weekend. FML
Today, I had two different tennis shoes on all day and no one noticed, including myself. When I mentioned it to my family, they told me not to worry about it because no one pays attention me anyway. FML
Today, I learned from my daughter's teacher that she has been wearing the same shirt for the past few weeks, ever since we had a fight about how I don't pay attention to her. FML
Today, I dressed up for work, even though I work from home. My wife insists that I look great in suits, she wanted me to wear them at home, and I don't really mind. On the other hand, she keeps wearing the same dirty clothes for two weeks because she doesn't care about how she looks. FML
Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML
Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML
Today, I returned to work after testing out my theory yesterday that absolutely nobody would notice or care if I just did not show up. So far so good. FML
Today, I purposely wore a red shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML
Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML
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Top comments
raysmith121 10
Poop in the living room. I bet they'll notice that
jpsullivan 36
Stop taking showers, see how long it takes them to notice that.
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Comments (92)
some_duck 11
4 days isn't much at all, unless you haven't showered for 4 days either
Taurus_ChicKa 37
While that is pretty bad of the parents, that's also pretty pathetic of OP. How old are they, 10? Why do they need attention so badly?
blackswan1983 0
I signed up for this site just to reply to you. U matter and you need support. I did the same thing in middle school as a cry for help. People don't respond to cries for help that are not straight forward. 18004achild is where you call for help, praying for you.
blackswan1983 0
I did this too. I put out silent cries for help for 18 years and nobody ever saved me. You have to reach out, it's the only way. I see you as a younger me. You have to use your words. Call 18004Achild if you are abused. If just depressed tell a teacher, leave a note i n a counselors box. SPEAK
JHPugh 19
I'm on two weeks per outfit. They have no idea
whymeplease44 8
poop on tje floor and look for sex toys in their room and put tjem on display before company comes tjen theyll notice you. oh and also take some of tjeir money amd order a bunch of food