Today, marks the fourth day in a row that I've worn the same outfit to prove to my parents that they pay me no attention. They still haven't noticed. FML
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Today, it's the fifth day in a row my workmate has worn the exact same clothing. We share the desk. I'm absolutely positive he hasn't hit the shower since last weekend. FML
Today, I had two different tennis shoes on all day and no one noticed, including myself. When I mentioned it to my family, they told me not to worry about it because no one pays attention me anyway. FML
Today, I learned from my daughter's teacher that she has been wearing the same shirt for the past few weeks, ever since we had a fight about how I don't pay attention to her. FML
Today, I dressed up for work, even though I work from home. My wife insists that I look great in suits, she wanted me to wear them at home, and I don't really mind. On the other hand, she keeps wearing the same dirty clothes for two weeks because she doesn't care about how she looks. FML
Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML
Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML
Today, I returned to work after testing out my theory yesterday that absolutely nobody would notice or care if I just did not show up. So far so good. FML
Today, I purposely wore a red shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML
Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML
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Top comments
raysmith121 10
Poop in the living room. I bet they'll notice that
jpsullivan 36
Stop taking showers, see how long it takes them to notice that.
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Comments (92)
JRtheSnowman 5
they probably noticed and are just talking about you behind your back...
rachb007 11
They probably have noticed and just think you're trying to work something out. If you want something from them, like more attention, the easiest thing to do is ask.
soulreaper12296 28
Or you no, they just don't care what you wear.
penel96 15
Maybe they don't care what you wear, try something else
xxungatofrioxx 5
ignorant parents ftw
Nova900 17
Why do people think that matters?
starile 20
It's a cultural thing. People here in the US change clothes every single day. It's very unusual to wear the same clothes two or more days in a row. OP thought it would get the parents' attention.
isisorchid 16
I'm sure they'll notice when your clothes start to smell. In all seriousness though, stop being passive. Talk to them. And if you can't? Then live your life. Don't be a bad kid. Just spend more time with good friends and their involved families.
RAH94 17
Let's make it to a fifth day!
ARetardedSeal 24
Try breaking an expensive piece of chinaware?
cornyrob 33
Maybe they've noticed but don't know how to approach you about your behavior.
doemetoch 28
I love how you're making it sound like OP's doing drugs or something, rather than just *gasp* wearing the same shirt he wore yesterday.
cornyrob 33
If i did, it certainly wasn't intentional.