Today, the police called and told me that they had Alex in custody. Apparently, she had public sex with another woman and wants me to come bail her out....

By runescapeftw - 29/12/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, the police called and told me that they had Alex in custody. Apparently, she had public sex with another woman and wants me to come bail her out. Alex is my mom. FML

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By v1kt4r | 13

#743751 - Tuesday 29 December 2010 23:17

ROFLMAO, only in America
Always wanted to say that, haha but truly FYL

By schwinn11 | 0

#743812 - Tuesday 29 December 2010 23:37

So your mom likes get'n it on with other chicks in public, sounds like my kinda woman.
10 bucks says your mom is more popular with your friends than you are!

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By liquidbunny | 0

#743717 - Tuesday 29 December 2010 23:08

wow, just wow

cl9595 | 0

#743734 - Tuesday 29 December 2010 23:12

i agree that's disturbing

DisappearingRose | 18

#1258528 - Tuesday 17 August 2010 19:17

very disturbing....

katiebove | 0

#1905583 - Wednesday 29 December 2011 22:46

lmfao.

By Perchick | 6

#743739 - Tuesday 29 December 2010 23:13

WTF...?

iCanMakeYoBEDROC_fml | 0

#907842 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 16:56

woww!

By v1kt4r | 13

#743751 - Tuesday 29 December 2010 23:17

ROFLMAO, only in America
Always wanted to say that, haha but truly FYL

DaKillahMan | 0

#832379 - Sunday 7 February 2010 6:13

WIN!

By LemonMan | 0

#743755 - Tuesday 29 December 2010 23:18

Ummm yeah that blows FYL

code2264 | 0

#1462796 - Monday 27 September 2010 4:18

insane

By bnut22 | 0

#743773 - Tuesday 29 December 2010 23:23

Agreed. FYL

By jakeidk | 0

#743795 - Tuesday 29 December 2010 23:32

don't do it. that's sick I hope there were no kids around or anything...

By Arohanui | 0

#743810 - Tuesday 29 December 2010 23:36

I don't know, I think your mom sounds awesome.

Marcelb | 17

#1828157 - Saturday 11 December 2010 12:06

you would like to be the woman she openly had sex with? ;)

ranamile | 0

#3837278 - Friday 6 January 2012 3:12

Yes

By schwinn11 | 0

#743812 - Tuesday 29 December 2010 23:37

So your mom likes get'n it on with other chicks in public, sounds like my kinda woman.
10 bucks says your mom is more popular with your friends than you are!

By YeahFMLxX | 0

#743823 - Tuesday 29 December 2010 23:40

I'd never look at my mom the same way, ever..

By jakeidk | 0

#743826 - Tuesday 29 December 2010 23:42

don't say lesbians are hot if you have a problem with gay guys. and I have both she is disgusting old sick person

heyitsbrii | 0

#749303 - Friday 1 January 2010 22:25

uhh okay theres nothing wrong with lesbians ot gay guys so you can stfu

whoisthisgirl | 4

#2218288 - Monday 21 March 2011 21:40

I think she was saying that guys have a problem with gay male couples but think gay female couples are hot. and I agree if you're a homophobe you shouldn't be thinking two girls are hot and two guys are disgusting.

ishiloh | 5

#3076376 - Wednesday 10 August 2011 6:04

You're a disgusting, sick person if you honestly have an issue with people who aren't straight... :$

Red_Wing_Nut44 | 14

#3366383 - Friday 30 September 2011 0:16

I don't have anything against the people themselves. I may not agree with their choice to be gay but I do understand everyone's got their own prefrences.