Today, marks the fourth day in a row that I've worn the same outfit to prove to my parents that they pay me no attention. They still haven't noticed. FML
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Today, it's the fifth day in a row my workmate has worn the exact same clothing. We share the desk. I'm absolutely positive he hasn't hit the shower since last weekend. FML
Today, I had two different tennis shoes on all day and no one noticed, including myself. When I mentioned it to my family, they told me not to worry about it because no one pays attention me anyway. FML
Today, I learned from my daughter's teacher that she has been wearing the same shirt for the past few weeks, ever since we had a fight about how I don't pay attention to her. FML
Today, I dressed up for work, even though I work from home. My wife insists that I look great in suits, she wanted me to wear them at home, and I don't really mind. On the other hand, she keeps wearing the same dirty clothes for two weeks because she doesn't care about how she looks. FML
Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML
Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML
Today, I returned to work after testing out my theory yesterday that absolutely nobody would notice or care if I just did not show up. So far so good. FML
Today, I purposely wore a red shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML
Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML
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Top comments
raysmith121 10
Poop in the living room. I bet they'll notice that
jpsullivan 36
Stop taking showers, see how long it takes them to notice that.
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Comments (92)
staceyp1 6
Try sitting down and talking to them about how you feel?
PotatoDork 3
I wear the same clothes for weeks sometimes. Min never notice
malimir 20
I'm sure they've noticed and wondering why you have worn the same clothes for four days.
AcieMcG 21
You're a real life cartoon character lol
Kramer1998 20
It'n't that they haven't noticed, it's just not a problem yet
MrZsDad 19
Bum a cigarette from someone, and get a sixpack of beer. Sit in the living room, crack a beer and light up, THEN prove your point.
WhoCouldIBe 11
Jeez people have problems
emmshemms 5
It's better than having a mom who screams at you for wearing a sweatshirt twice (not even in a row) without washing it first..
LetMeSleepPlease 23
Real talk: I could walk into the living room (they were always watching TV) with my arms covered in bandages and they won't ask. That is a real thing that happened and they never asked. I know the feeling, I was emotionally abused and neglected for the majority of my childhood and by adolescence it really messes with your head.
ziggysmommy201 10
I didn't mean to thumb down your comment, that is extremely sad. I feel so sorry for you.
DarkKnight555 3
When I dyed my hair pink it took my parents 5 days to notice