Unmissable

By Anonymous - 03/10/2020 02:01

Today, I returned to work after testing out my theory yesterday that absolutely nobody would notice or care if I just did not show up. So far so good. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 066
You deserved it 163

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Now the real test a did you get paid for it?

Or... people gave you the benefit of the doubt

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Or... people gave you the benefit of the doubt

They probably missed you terribly and are too proud to let you know how deeply they feel for you.

Now the real test a did you get paid for it?

TinScarecrow 15

Sounds like my dream job. People need to mind their own more often. Are you so lonely you need coworkers to acknowlege you?

Sometimes being a no-call-no-show can be detrimental for others depending on the job.

TinScarecrow 15

Obviously not this job

Orange_Estates 6

Okay, but question in hand... did you get full pay for the week?