Today, like every other day at work, I had to listen to people talk about being addicted to sex. I have to treat people for addiction to something I've never even had. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, at my job, I was so tired and aggravated that I accidentally mumbled, "I need a drink." One of the patients I was taking care of heard me and said, "Me too." I work at an addiction rehab facility. FML
Today, I made an attempt to be nicer to customers at my job as instructed, which resulted in me listening to a handful of elderly people's incontinence issues, and a meth-addict's multiple abortions in detail. FML
Today, I introduced myself as a sex addict, as a joke, to break the ice while meeting new people. One of my friends took me seriously and said he was a porn addict. He told me how happy he was that he had found someone else who had the same feelings and was so happy he could confide in me. FML
Today, at work I had to listen to a group of old men talk about double penetration. I work at a coffee shop. FML
Today, I found out that I work with a bunch of sex addicts. One of them is my cousin, and she did NOT hold back when telling me her and her fiancé's plans about swinging. FML
Today, I had to lie to my therapist about my sex life to make myself feel better. FML
Today, I was half paying attention to a text message conversation with someone about how addicted we both were to social media. It's wasn't until deep into the conversation that I realized we were actually talking about porn. FML
Today, a sex phone worker asked me if I was alright and recommended I get some kind of therapy. FML
Today, after spending a week defending my marriage to everyone, I found out my husband has an addiction I never knew about. Hookers. FML
Today, I was invited to an adult toy party with co-workers. They started by playing a game called 'Never Ever Have I Ever' about everyone's sexual exploits. My mother is a co-worker. I can never un-hear what I heard. FML
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bored359 13
I'm sure they could help with that!
meli1195 31
yes, a high school student is definitely qualified to rehabilitate sex addicts.
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Comments (109)
JackFaire 27
And the big deal is? People treat heroin and alcohol addicts without having had those.
blackonblight 33
If this bothers you so much why did you chose it for your career path? It's not like you just got dropped into it.
Badkarma4u 17
Don't feel bad, most councelors are clueless. Just nod and scribble notes, and laugh wheb they do. If you try to fake it, they'll know.
mrtonyanderson 20
Go get laid lol
ajs1987 15
Try exploiting the weakness of one of the patients. If that might get you fired, then save up, buy some condoms, and find a hooker.
malikbahaa 21
How exactly are u qualified to give advice on something u never done?
jessdexter 5
You chose that job, get over it
Florentina 17
Oh, the irony
0neiros 14
You work at a Sex addiction clinic and haven't gotten laid? Sad...just...sad.
Notverycreeative 13
Sex is overrated anyways.... ? yeah..