Today, like every other day at work, I had to listen to people talk about being addicted to sex. I have to treat people for addiction to something I've never even had. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, at my job, I was so tired and aggravated that I accidentally mumbled, "I need a drink." One of the patients I was taking care of heard me and said, "Me too." I work at an addiction rehab facility. FML
Today, I made an attempt to be nicer to customers at my job as instructed, which resulted in me listening to a handful of elderly people's incontinence issues, and a meth-addict's multiple abortions in detail. FML
Today, I introduced myself as a sex addict, as a joke, to break the ice while meeting new people. One of my friends took me seriously and said he was a porn addict. He told me how happy he was that he had found someone else who had the same feelings and was so happy he could confide in me. FML
Today, at work I had to listen to a group of old men talk about double penetration. I work at a coffee shop. FML
Today, I found out that I work with a bunch of sex addicts. One of them is my cousin, and she did NOT hold back when telling me her and her fiancé's plans about swinging. FML
Today, I had to lie to my therapist about my sex life to make myself feel better. FML
Today, I was half paying attention to a text message conversation with someone about how addicted we both were to social media. It's wasn't until deep into the conversation that I realized we were actually talking about porn. FML
Today, a sex phone worker asked me if I was alright and recommended I get some kind of therapy. FML
Today, after spending a week defending my marriage to everyone, I found out my husband has an addiction I never knew about. Hookers. FML
Today, I was invited to an adult toy party with co-workers. They started by playing a game called 'Never Ever Have I Ever' about everyone's sexual exploits. My mother is a co-worker. I can never un-hear what I heard. FML
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bored359 13
I'm sure they could help with that!
meli1195 31
yes, a high school student is definitely qualified to rehabilitate sex addicts.
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o76923 8
Isn't that the same as the overwhelming majority of practitioners who treat OCD-like disorders? I can't imagine most drug rehab counselors have used crack or social workers have picked scabs compulsively.
russfml 31
Well I have to say you picked the right career in a sense. Some people are quantity over quality, I wouldn't feel too bad. Lose it to someone good, that's what I did
rockydify 22
You should have sex then! It's not that hard to find a partner.
AnalBeads4U 20
I'm TOTALLY not going to suggest that you should sleep with one of your sex addicted clients because you don't get any. That'd be unethical. What I am suggesting is there's a solution to every problem right in front of us ;)
tanman230 10
are you really qualified to help people with sex addiction if you've never had it