Today, like every other day at work, I had to listen to people talk about being addicted to sex. I have to treat people for addiction to something I've never even had. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, at my job, I was so tired and aggravated that I accidentally mumbled, "I need a drink." One of the patients I was taking care of heard me and said, "Me too." I work at an addiction rehab facility. FML
Today, I made an attempt to be nicer to customers at my job as instructed, which resulted in me listening to a handful of elderly people's incontinence issues, and a meth-addict's multiple abortions in detail. FML
Today, I introduced myself as a sex addict, as a joke, to break the ice while meeting new people. One of my friends took me seriously and said he was a porn addict. He told me how happy he was that he had found someone else who had the same feelings and was so happy he could confide in me. FML
Today, at work I had to listen to a group of old men talk about double penetration. I work at a coffee shop. FML
Today, I found out that I work with a bunch of sex addicts. One of them is my cousin, and she did NOT hold back when telling me her and her fiancé's plans about swinging. FML
Today, I had to lie to my therapist about my sex life to make myself feel better. FML
Today, I was half paying attention to a text message conversation with someone about how addicted we both were to social media. It's wasn't until deep into the conversation that I realized we were actually talking about porn. FML
Today, a sex phone worker asked me if I was alright and recommended I get some kind of therapy. FML
Today, after spending a week defending my marriage to everyone, I found out my husband has an addiction I never knew about. Hookers. FML
Today, I was invited to an adult toy party with co-workers. They started by playing a game called 'Never Ever Have I Ever' about everyone's sexual exploits. My mother is a co-worker. I can never un-hear what I heard. FML
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bored359 13
I'm sure they could help with that!
meli1195 31
yes, a high school student is definitely qualified to rehabilitate sex addicts.
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Comments (109)
Kendrah18 19
Some people council others on addiction to meth. Not all of those councillors have done meth...
ChopSuey444 20
#44, some people care who they sleep with. OP may not want to be a virgin anymore but that doesn't mean they should just lose it for the sake of losing it.
mrdvs31 3
slide in
TheInquisitor 3
Sex is meh. Now video games is something I'm addicted to.
Som3Rand0mGam3r 9
It is also okay to be a teen and not be a virgin.
tvenfuli 3
Jesus ******* christ
laden_swallow09 35
I laugh every time someone cries out His name. I can imagine every time someone does, Jesus pops into the room and let's out a sigh of exasperation before He says uninterestedly, "Waddaya want?"
Hamlet1971 6
Do what you feel is right, then do it all night long!!!
ForeverJasmine 26
They could give you tips on being a good lover!
mimii00 10
Losing your virginity is over rated anyways. Wait for the person you really want to lose it too.
BlondePsycho 43
If they hire people who have never tried crack to help drug addicts why cant you help?