Today, like every other day at work, I had to listen to people talk about being addicted to sex. I have to treat people for addiction to something I've never even had. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, at my job, I was so tired and aggravated that I accidentally mumbled, "I need a drink." One of the patients I was taking care of heard me and said, "Me too." I work at an addiction rehab facility. FML
Today, I made an attempt to be nicer to customers at my job as instructed, which resulted in me listening to a handful of elderly people's incontinence issues, and a meth-addict's multiple abortions in detail. FML
Today, I introduced myself as a sex addict, as a joke, to break the ice while meeting new people. One of my friends took me seriously and said he was a porn addict. He told me how happy he was that he had found someone else who had the same feelings and was so happy he could confide in me. FML
Today, at work I had to listen to a group of old men talk about double penetration. I work at a coffee shop. FML
Today, I found out that I work with a bunch of sex addicts. One of them is my cousin, and she did NOT hold back when telling me her and her fiancé's plans about swinging. FML
Today, I had to lie to my therapist about my sex life to make myself feel better. FML
Today, I was half paying attention to a text message conversation with someone about how addicted we both were to social media. It's wasn't until deep into the conversation that I realized we were actually talking about porn. FML
Today, a sex phone worker asked me if I was alright and recommended I get some kind of therapy. FML
Today, after spending a week defending my marriage to everyone, I found out my husband has an addiction I never knew about. Hookers. FML
Today, I was invited to an adult toy party with co-workers. They started by playing a game called 'Never Ever Have I Ever' about everyone's sexual exploits. My mother is a co-worker. I can never un-hear what I heard. FML
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bored359 13
I'm sure they could help with that!
meli1195 31
yes, a high school student is definitely qualified to rehabilitate sex addicts.
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Comments (109)
BlondePsycho 43
Its been theorized that some peoples sex addiction is more about self esteem rather than just getting off, some of these people might just need to learn how to have some self worth and if your a virgin because you care enough about yourself to not just hookup with the first person that speaks to you then you might really be able to help some of them establish that.
KalynTounzen 6
Is this Dr. Phil?
stewpididiot 11
Holy shit !!! I mean for ***** sake... Could you BE any more under qualified for your job ???? You're a ******* hypocrite !!
laden_swallow09 35
Do you even understand what the word "hypocrite" means? Go get a dictionary. Right now.
bigdfootball97 24
I feel you dawg. One of my best friends recently got pregnant at 18. I'm almost 18 myself and I've never even had a girlfriend before.
interesting33 37
I know loads of people (boys and girls) who are 20 and haven't had a partner before. People act like it is such a big deal because of our culture but the reality is that most people dating before then will break up. Not everyone, but a lot. There is nothing wrong with dating before then but there is also nothing wrong with you if you haven't had a girlfriend.
brendejafulable 41
tough
Witchylady 18
Well that just sucks the big one!!!!
stiffster 5
sounds like you the wrong guy for the job
Axel5238 29
If you've never had any experience isn't that kinda important as far as advising people? Personally, I'd rather take advice from someone who knew what it was like.
hsbzjsnsos 12
@#1 exactly what I was thinking
bombielol 20
I wish I could say the same, don't feel bad (: