Today, less than a day after my cranky downstairs neighbor passed away, I woke up to banging sounds against his apartment ceiling, like the ones he used to make whenever I walked around during the night. I'm shitting myself in fear. FML
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Today, I was woken at 4 a.m. by the sounds of someone crashing down the stairs. I scrambled out, still half-asleep, to find out that nobody was in an agonized heap at the bottom. The walls are so thin in my house that I could hear the neighbour falling down HIS stairs. FML
Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML
Today, my neighbors in the apartment above me yet again had a loud fight, well past midnight while I was trying to sleep. I stood on my bed and pounded on the ceiling to shut them up. And now I'll have to explain the two fist-shaped holes in the ceiling to my landlord. FML
Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML
Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML
Today, after my old downstairs neighbor, who would come upstairs to bang on my door and yell at me every time she heard a sound from me at all times of the day, had finally moved out, it became clear that my new downstairs neighbor gets drunk and yells at the TV in the early hours of the morning. FML
Today, I'm spending $1,400 on rent each month to hear my upstairs neighbor walk from one end of their apartment to the other, and then back again. This occurs pretty much all day and all night. Yesterday I woke up at 3:30 a.m. from the banging of steps. My other neighbor played his music so loud, I felt it through the wall. FML
Today, I woke up to noises from downstairs. I practically pissed my pants and called the cops. Turned out it was just my cat being a dickhead in the living room. FML
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xSalashawty 30
Maybe someone else lived with him, or possibly the landlord? If its someone else besides the landlord, go report it. That's some freaky shit..
NotGabe 28
Well, time to start burning some sage.
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Comments (124)
zoegirl_455 30
Time to go find some holy water and a priest!
BvbArmy_0 18
... I dont want to be on this planet anymore
Thorzix 23
Huh?
Mauskau 36
Please, don't misuse sayings.
DaMann360 19
Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! SOILED IT!
kayteakay 26
The internet is serious about its humor.
shak1273 2
Vengeful spirit? Time to get out the salt and iron!
SuperWhoLockian7 9
And the kerosene to salt and burn the bones.
BeautifulMine 16
He walked on his ceiling?
DaMann360 19
I walk on my ceiling all the time. In fact, I sometimes swim across it as well...
ksks1234 33
I dance on mine...oh, what a feeling!
Garrett2818 21
You should definitely check if someone else is staying there. If not, pack your shit up and bail!!
Old unused 13
Caspar the Cranky Ghost?
spikekutter 9
sometimes spirits are still there after the person passes away..
fader48080 10
plants take in sunlight , nutrients from the soil and water, and carbon from the air and give off oxygen. this process is called photosynthesis. it is also the reason this guy can breath long enough to type the most duh comment ever.
aircanada707 3
Mr. Heckles?
AdalineLee 5
Get the hell out of there
kasmol 16
Do you know for a fact that he did bang on the ceiling when he was alive? It could have been something as simple as poorly secured water pipes. That would make more sense that attributing the noise now to the supernatural.
fader48080 10
27 is right! it was something else all along, clearly their has always been a ghost in that apartment it killed the guy down stairs and now that it tasted mortal fear your surely next. RUN!!!
Axel5238 29
Agreed the pipes in my old place used to make a horrible banging noise when someone flushed the toilet. Most "paranormal" things are easily found out by someone that has experience with electrical, plumbing and hvac work as just being something completely normal.
ftloosenfanzfree 7
Exactly what I was thinking. Maybe the neighbor was never even cranky at all! Maybe they could have been friends all this time.