Miscellaneous: Today, as I tried to parallel park at a busy spot downtown, a... - FML

By moonbears - 22/10/2015 16:46 - United States - Portland

Today, as I tried to parallel park at a busy spot downtown, a group of teens jumped in front of my car and started a slow clap. FML

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olpally 32

Friday 23 October 2015 1:43

Should give them a little bumper love tap...

man_in_black08 28

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Friday 23 October 2015 1:42

You should have slowly given them the finger!

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Friday 23 October 2015 1:41

First Comment!

man_in_black08 28

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Friday 23 October 2015 1:42

You should have slowly given them the finger!

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Saturday 24 October 2015 15:45

Like Chris Pratt did in Guardians Of The Galaxy before being sent to The KYLN. :)

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Friday 23 October 2015 1:42

Wow, so safe of them

AllyJo1231 15

Friday 23 October 2015 1:43

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

XxDanno316xX 27

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Friday 23 October 2015 4:34

You were one of the slow clappers... we all know

olpally 32

Friday 23 October 2015 1:43

Should give them a little bumper love tap...

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Friday 23 October 2015 1:45

I can't even think of why someone would do that.

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Friday 23 October 2015 4:57

Because they suck at parallel parking?.. Duh

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Friday 23 October 2015 10:19

I hate parallel parking, where I live there isn't many places to do it so I have very little practice, it makes it a bit annoying when I do have to try. Usually there are spaces where I can just drive forwards into it when I do have to park like that. I'll admit, I suck at parallel parking :)

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Friday 23 October 2015 1:49

Slowly gives them the finger..

Internetflakes 13

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Friday 23 October 2015 4:14

wow, i wish someone would have commented that sooner!

warped_executive 16

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Friday 23 October 2015 14:13

Wow I didn't see it!

Cads1 24

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Friday 23 October 2015 1:49

Evil little pricks. Funny but evil.

LilMissCanadian 22

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Friday 23 October 2015 1:49

Sorry you had to encounter these people. Honestly, some teens are fucked up today.

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Friday 23 October 2015 9:24

Why does all the blame be based on today? I guarantee people have always been stupid.

igive 29

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Saturday 24 October 2015 1:48

Exactly. Guess who invented the old "flaming poop on the door-step?" Not today's teenagers! Therefore, punk ass teenagers have always existed.

bridges13 19

Friday 23 October 2015 1:51

At least they had a sense of humor.

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