By ToughTitties - 14/12/2012 13:45 - United Kingdom - Woodford Green

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend, when he suddenly grabbed my front. He said, in a sexy voice, "Is that your boob?". He had grabbed a fat roll. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 655
You deserved it 21 470

ToughTitties tells us more.

ToughTitties 4

Hey guys, its the OP here (didn't get an account to post the FML, but had to in order to comment, hence the name change) I'm not fat, I'm probably about 125 pounds and 5 foot 3, I was just leaning over- you know how your tummy kinda.. yeah. You guys get the idea! My boobs are way bigger than my tummy so it's all good. But I'm probably going on a diet after the holidays, because you guys are such ... well.. I can't say inspiration, more like a virtual kick up the backside. Thanks for commenting on my post, and happy holidays to you all!

Top comments

Reply "Yes" in your own sexy voice, and switch positions before he finds out. What he doesn't know won't hurt him.


Nice, haha, I always like a good pun! However, I think she has rolls enough- I mean has rolled enough. Rolled.

Zyzz7 12

YDI op, stop being a cow and get to the gym.

If you feel unhappy about your body you can always do something about it. It's not easy, it's gonna take a lot of effort but it's worth it.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

2 you are so right. A little exercise is great for a confidence boost in your own skin. Everyone should love their body, and if they don't they can always change it for the better.

But maybe she's just enjoying the little things... Everyone's allowed to gain a few pounds right now... Twinkies are soon to be extinct!

If she was enjoying it I doubt it would be fml'd

Hiimhaileypotter 52

#44- Fairly certain that other companies are buying the Hostess products' rights. So twinkies probably aren't "going extinct."

I couldn't agree more!! Well put, I used to weigh 162kg!! With two years work I'm now down to a confident 106kg!! It's the best you can do!! I had no confidence, no self respect, no motivation nothing!! Now I feel on top of the world! I can't stress how much better your life will feel!!

93 i lost a lot of weight too. It feels absolutely amazing.

You guys know some people have heart conditions that literally prevent them from exercising right? So it's not exactly an option for some people.

Zyzz7 12

@123 Thats lie, I have a degree in personal training, fitness, nutrition, and health, and there are always ways to train to lose weight. And often the heart problem is a result of the unhealthy eating that the person has done in the first place.

Ah, but you see, there's this thing called diverticulitis. It is hereditary, and one wrong move and your intestines can rupture, leading to death. Not everything can be blamed on diet.

Either your fat rolls are pretty big or you're a little flat chested.

Should roleplay and pretend hes a baker.

kra1985 8

Omg! I love your picture! Sorry completely irrelevant to the fml

Reply "Yes" in your own sexy voice, and switch positions before he finds out. What he doesn't know won't hurt him.


All the 'K's and 'X's are hard to distinguish.

I read your bio... You make me feel like XD

67- There are Private Messages for that, y'know...

moonfull101 13

Not really. She could've just went with it and said yes.

But for her I can see how it would ruin the moment, because what should have been sexy turned out to be embarrassing to OP.

Also, the fact that he asked her if it was her boob is just awkward..

#107, Perhaps that third nipple threw him off.

SrakaSrakasta 20

Oh boo-hoo, you're fat. If only there was something you could do about it...

Oh boo-hoo, you're an insensitive jerk. If only there was something you can do about it... Nope, there seems to be no hope for you after all.

Hey welshite wanna help him get some exercise and learn sensitivity? *hands shotgun*

Guys couldn't care less about boobs. But thats cold, just roll with it. You're beautiful you're confident!

"guys couldn't care less about boobs" *cough* sure . . .

To be fair I more of an ass man then a tit guy

I personally don't give a damn about boobs.. probably that's why I'm gay.. hm.

What's the matter, 23? Don't like a guy with some cleavage m

Guys do have a preference... And grace.. That image...

mimiminx 23

How do you know she's beautiful and confident? The fact that this is a FML implies that she's not confident at all!

perdix 29

#7, you are wrong. Almost all guys care somewhat about boobs, and some care a lot about them. If you find a guy who says he doesn't care at all about ****, he's either lying, or he's got one foot in the other camp ;)

Not necessarily Perdix, I have a gay friend who talks about tithes quite a bit!

Lilhellian, what of I told you, "Hairy man cleavage?" >:D

Well it's walrus hunting time.. >.> *prepares bazooka and other assorted items..* >.>

Shit, everyone loves boobs! Straight or gay! I have gay friends that love a nice rack as much as I do. Men can appreciate a six pack on a man in a non sexual way, so a gay man can do the same.

It's not walrus season! It's puppy season!

It's walrus season *points to poster* *proceedes to shoot you with a tranq*

*Dodges tranq and switches poster* Puppy season!

Shoots rapid fire.. *Switches poster* Walrus season!

"tithes" not "*******" mind = boggled

KiddNYC1O 20

7- I'm sorry, all I understood was boobs!

As a woman, I've even understood, that men care about boobs, it's inevitable. You can't blame them, yes, at times it can be degrading, depending on the subject matter, but oh well.

brightaylar 4

Everyone loves boobs! Even girls

Actually I think guys care more about boobs than anything else in the world (maybe not more than asses though)

Why should we feel sorry that you made yourself fat enough to have fat rolls mistaken as boobs?

chinchily 12

Maybe it's not her fault that she is a little heavier than others, she could have a thyroid problem... Or other health issues causing her to gain a little bit.

MgChinchily - Technically you're right, but the vast majority of obesity cases can be attributed to nothing more than too much in versus not enough out.


22, You are mistaken, my entire family has bum thyroids, the doctor won't let you leave his office with a bum thyroid unless you let him write you a prescription for Armor-thyroid

rachelita2107 5

That doesnt mean people will take their thyroid medication. I have had a hypothyroid since i was 7 and to tell you the truth i starting gaining weight after i was put on medication to control my thyroid. Drs say the medicine didnt cause me to gain weight but i was a skinny child that turned fat within 2 years. I finally got that under control though now. But i have to eat very little.

citymayer 7

Yeah well my friend has benign cysts on her thyroids but her doctor refuses to do anything even though it makes her sick all the time and her weight fluctuates continuously. Not every doctor is the same.

36: You don't take that stuff if you have thyroid cancer. I would know, my Mom had it. Maybe op has thyroid cancer causing her to gain weight. You never know

Just because your mother has a disease doesn't make you an authority on the subject. Thyroid cancer very rarely causes weight gain. Far and away the most common cause of obesity is eating too much and exercising too little. Trying to blame something else is an excuse and nothing more.

LO388 7

Too much in versus not enough out Doc? So you're saying people gotta poop more?

Lol my favourite excuse is "muscle weighs 40% more than fat.. That's why I'm soo heavy" .. I just laugh every time I hear it

A lb of fat is same as a lb of muscle... Some people... Best not finish that..

Before I started bipolar meds I was too thin. Couldn't gain weight no matter what. I have had weight gain with the meds. I'm not fat but would kill to lose about 5-10 pounds. I can't. Diet and exercise do nothing for it. I can either deal with the extra weight or let my bipolar run rampant. Either way I won't be happy with something. Sometimes you just have to learn to deal. I have another med I have to go on occasionally that puts a lot of weight on. Fortunately, I don't need it often. Again, no matter what I do, I can't lose it. Usually a week after I go off of the med, the weight sheds pretty rapidly. But if the weight was due to my own bad habits and I was unhappy about it, I would learn about proper nutrition and exercise and avoid fad diets. Change is never simple and the simple solutions never last long term from my own experience in life.

Docbastard: I was not trying to say I have authority over the subject I was just saying I know a lot about it dealing with my mom dying for a few years. She did end up gaining a lot of weight and her hormones were all over the place. It was a rough time. I didn't mean that Op definetly has thyroid cancer or has a reason to be obese I was just saying it was a possibility.

My mother has a thyroid that is effectively useless. She is also 43 years old, has 6 children, is a former world champion for 40+ 8km cross country, and currently in the top 20 women in the world in crossfit. Thyroid problems are a poor excuse for being overweight.

ToughTitties 4

I don't have thyroid cancer. I'm just chubby.

104: She lost all the weight after all the cancer was gone

chinchily 12

Sorry if I caused this debate, I didn't say OP did have a thyroid problem, I was just stating an issue that COULD happen, she could have also been taking other medication, or started birth control...she could just be heavy.. But I was looking at all the options

There was a very fat chance of your boyfriend doing that by mistake.

Haven't you Seen Family Guy? Fat people sex is the best out there Op.

saIty 17

That is also in one of the episodes. But Ear sex was a way to be abstinent in that episode.

All aboard the toad express to fat sexville... Now leaving earsex station.. Choo Choo