Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML
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Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, as I tried to parallel park at a busy spot downtown, a group of teens jumped in front of my car and started a slow clap. FML
Today, I tried to back out of a spot in a parking garage. I did a 12 point turn, hit the car behind me and still didn't manage to get out of the spot. Everyone was staring at me, and the attendant had to come over and move my car for me. I have to park there every day. FML
Today, I went to the mall and had to parallel park. It took me 10 to 12 minutes of maneuvering before I got into the slot. When I turned off the car and got out, there were 8 people laughing hysterically and clapping for me. FML
Today, the last parking space outside my work was tiny but I tried to parallel park there in desperation. A school kid saw the whole attempt and sarcastically clapped me as I gave up and drove away. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML
Today, I thought I'd finally mastered the art of parallel parking. Feeling proud of myself, I got out of the car to admire my handiwork, only to realise I'd parked halfway onto the sidewalk and completely blocked the entrance to a cafe. I had to sheepishly move my car while enduring the glares of annoyed pedestrians. FML
Today, a nice couple came in to buy a car. I offered to drive it out from the line of cars for them, since it was a tight squeeze. They then watched as I managed to back it straight into another car, causing a large amount of damage to both. FML
Today, I decided to splurge and get valet parking at a fancy restaurant. I got out of the car and gave the man my keys and watched as he slowly backed my car into another car. FML
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Top comments
Jackiess22 0
This really doesn't seem too bad. if I were watching I would clap for you succeeding! The other person parked like a dick and you pulled out of it with out ******* up your car. Congrats.
largefoofighter 0
I just picture you backing out like an old lady in a buick
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Comments (56)
qasimahsan93 4
Next time take a crowbar to the other cars hood. It's a lesson they'll never forget. Cheers. :)
tona01 16
or slash the tires, that's what i do
HeavyMetalViking 0
YDI for parking head in.
Mogy 0
How is this a fyl?
Bcfrmkc816 17
I would have hit it first then backed out right
Narwhalskill 0
FML?
stevenmx86 8
This sounds like an mlia to me.
awmy 2
lol idk how this is an fml, it seemed to me like they were clapping because u got out alright n i agree w/ #17 i would have taken a bow
nicefacekidd 4
WIN.
XDBrittany1228 0
how is that an fml? I'd be honored.
pretty_in_pink94 6
Smile and bow. How is that an FML? Sounds kind of MLIA-ish.
gingerkid19 0
I believe this is actually a good thing instead of an FML. just saying..