FML : Today, my mom went into a full war against dirt and plastic-wrapped our entire house. The floor, furniture, even our feet now have to be covered in plastic....

Today, my mom went into a full war against dirt and plastic-wrapped our entire house. The floor, furniture, even our feet now have to be covered in plastic. Everything squeaks. FML

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You deserved it

By NowBubbleWrapSucks - / Sunday 27 May 2018 20:30 /

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By interesting33 | 35

#7619679 - Friday 6 April 2018 13:24

this sounds slippery and dangerous. And an extreme reaction. Is your mum ok?

By Sinshine | 20

#7639956 - Sunday 27 May 2018 22:31

Hope you already made an appointment with the psychiatrist for her.

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By interesting33 | 35

#7619679 - Friday 6 April 2018 13:24

this sounds slippery and dangerous. And an extreme reaction. Is your mum ok?

jwade11 | 12

#7643852 - Tuesday 5 June 2018 19:15

it's kinda random.. or has she done extreme stuff like this in the past?

By Kurliez408 | 30

#7639937 - Sunday 27 May 2018 21:42

does she not realise plastic gathers up dirt at well, or is she just trying to keep dirt away from the furniture?

By RichardPencil | 25

#7639944 - Sunday 27 May 2018 22:00

On the plus side, all that squeaking will cover up the noise from the mice and rats.

eyepuppy | 30

#7639993 - Monday 28 May 2018 1:42

Stop. Just stop.

By John Nemeth | 13

#7639955 - Sunday 27 May 2018 22:30

Sheila?

By Sinshine | 20

#7639956 - Sunday 27 May 2018 22:31

Hope you already made an appointment with the psychiatrist for her.

thatslifeiguess7 | 15

#7639979 - Monday 28 May 2018 0:51

My question too. maybe she's going retro

By acmariner99 | 18

#7639961 - Sunday 27 May 2018 22:43

Um ... that ain’t normal

By tranced_ | 41

#7639970 - Sunday 27 May 2018 23:41

Why do you put up with her .. Tell her she's being too paranoid.. Help her out, looks like she needs your support!

By dexter420 | 21

#7640007 - Monday 28 May 2018 3:49

She’s planning on killing someone

By INDYSTRUCTABLE | 41

#7640025 - Monday 28 May 2018 5:38

I wanna see pictures!

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7640065 - Monday 28 May 2018 8:12

What's her plan? To remove and throw away the siran wrap every time it gets dusty?

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