Today, after being married for a few months, my husband announced to me that he had finally chosen a location for our honeymoon. Three tickets to Guadeloupe. Yes, three. Me, him, and his mother. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 8 May 2017 21:00 / Italy
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By  Tarlachia  |  33

You know, in medieval times they would have family gathered around the bed of royalty to watch as the newlyweds would seal the deal for the marriage. Good times. Now, imagine the advice given by your mother in law on how to better enjoy the copulation...

By  rivenrock  |  14

Sure, take the holiday with his mum, but make it absolutely clear that this is NOT your honeymoon and that he will need to take you on a real honeymoon later.


Today, I told my boyfriend I was scared to open up to him because I had lost people in the past by doing so. After an hour of him trying to convince me to share my thoughts with him, I finally agreed to tell him some things that were worrying me. He broke up with me a minute later. FML

By Lady_Gunslinger9 / Tuesday 11 August 2015 21:38 / United Kingdom - Durham
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