Anonymous
Italy
Today, after being married for a few months, my husband announced to me that he had finally chosen a location for our honeymoon. Three tickets to Guadeloupe. Yes, three. Me, him, and his mother. FML
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MegasaurusRex89 28
I've heard of mama's boys, but wow...!
imnotcleverenoughforthis 14
I don't think I'll ever understand why people do this. It makes absolutely no sense why you would bring your mom on a trip meant to just be for you and your new spouse. Grow up.
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MegasaurusRex89 28
I've heard of mama's boys, but wow...!
Tarlachia 33
You know, in medieval times they would have family gathered around the bed of royalty to watch as the newlyweds would seal the deal for the marriage. Good times. Now, imagine the advice given by your mother in law on how to better enjoy the copulation...
imnotcleverenoughforthis 14
I don't think I'll ever understand why people do this. It makes absolutely no sense why you would bring your mom on a trip meant to just be for you and your new spouse. Grow up.
RichardPencil 32
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Would you have preferred the third ticket be for your sister, your hot, slutty sister?
Kurliez408 32
I just hope she'll be in a separate room... or does your husband still sleep in her bed?
Elisabethandrine 29
I'd ask him to buy a fourth, to bring my own mum. She'd keep his mum busy all day so I could do what I wanted with my husband.
Exaspera 55
Great idea!!!
Vidhya Sriram 6
That's smart!
RichardPencil 32
They tell women to never marry a man who doesn't treat his mom well. Looks like you picked a magnificent husband! Congrats!!!
HappyItalian 38
Seeing that this post is from Italy made me lol even more
rivenrock 14
Sure, take the holiday with his mum, but make it absolutely clear that this is NOT your honeymoon and that he will need to take you on a real honeymoon later.
mermaidgirle 12
I have more than one concern. Why is your husband choosing the destination, and you aren't giving fair input?