Today, it was the first day of astronomy class and we all waited for the professor to enter the classroom. All of a sudden, someone turns the lights off, it's pitch black, and we hear the professor saying, "Greetings earthlings..." It's going to be a long semester. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, in astronomy class, a kid used Uranus in a hilarious innuendo. I was the only one who laughed. I also happen to be the teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say, "Rise and shine, sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so I replied, "What time is it? When is this fucking class going to be over?" it wasn't my boyfriend talking. It was my professor. FML
Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML
Today, while teaching my high school class about astronomy, I showed them a picture of earth from space. One girl raised her hand, and asked me what the "white things" were. In other words, clouds. FML
Today, my first day of college, the textbooks I ordered a month in advance still haven't arrived. My first class of the semester is College Readiness. FML
Today, I purpose woke up early so that I could be prepared for a class taught by a professor who thinks I'm an idiot. This professor was the first to tell me that I'm 2 hours early and asked very slowly if I know how schedules worked. She seriously sounded concerned. FML
Today, I sat through an incredibly long and tedious class lecture. Just as my professor was nearing the end of his lecture, the resident stoner loudly yawned and asked what we'd been talking about for the past hour. We got to hear most of the lecture all over again. FML
Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
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austin_joel95 0
sounds kinda cool
DesiGir324 0
I don't see why ur complaining. your teacher sounds funny :)
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manonwater 0
AWESOME TEACHER!!!
sourgirl101 29
^ I know you sent this twice because it didn't show up the first time. I'm having trouble with my postings too.(:
xFaust_fml 12
Huh? But... he sounds awesome!!! Op's a moron.
akaashR 0
yeah dude don't complain. that's more effort from your one teacher than my whole school lol
Princess994 0
and that's bad because......? I'd be happy for a teacher like that!!
brianjman14 23
Not that bad. OP, I don't know if your thong is too tight or anything, because I'd really like to give one of my teachers for that teacher.
vermillionlove 0
Umm, that is awesome. You suck.
klutzycleo 5
Get a freaking sense of humour OP! Your professor sounds AWESOOOOOOOOOME:):):)
kieran247 0
mlia
canadian_ftw 8
stop complaining... your teacher sounds awesome.
foreverlove96 0
that sounds awesome. ur just a prick for not having fun.