Today, it was the first day of astronomy class and we all waited for the professor to enter the classroom. All of a sudden, someone turns the lights off, it's pitch black, and we hear the professor saying, "Greetings earthlings..." It's going to be a long semester. FML
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Today, in astronomy class, a kid used Uranus in a hilarious innuendo. I was the only one who laughed. I also happen to be the teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say, "Rise and shine, sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so I replied, "What time is it? When is this fucking class going to be over?" it wasn't my boyfriend talking. It was my professor. FML
Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML
Today, while teaching my high school class about astronomy, I showed them a picture of earth from space. One girl raised her hand, and asked me what the "white things" were. In other words, clouds. FML
Today, my first day of college, the textbooks I ordered a month in advance still haven't arrived. My first class of the semester is College Readiness. FML
Today, I purpose woke up early so that I could be prepared for a class taught by a professor who thinks I'm an idiot. This professor was the first to tell me that I'm 2 hours early and asked very slowly if I know how schedules worked. She seriously sounded concerned. FML
Today, I sat through an incredibly long and tedious class lecture. Just as my professor was nearing the end of his lecture, the resident stoner loudly yawned and asked what we'd been talking about for the past hour. We got to hear most of the lecture all over again. FML
Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
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austin_joel95 0
sounds kinda cool
DesiGir324 0
I don't see why ur complaining. your teacher sounds funny :)
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Comments (115)
pancake_mixx 9
Uhm. Your teacher wins. I wish my teachers were like that. Wanna trade?
AjaxF 0
OP, you should really try taking care of that sand in your ****** and FYL for not having a sense of humor!
odexy 12
You'd think the person taking an astronomy class would be the type of person to appreciate that kind of humor.
Maelific 0
You're just no fun huh OP? This isn't an FML it's a LIA( life is awesome)! I would've been glad to have such a cool teacher. No ydi no fml.
Cinn_fml 23
Awesome teacher! I wish my physics teacher had done that. I think one of my lecturers has it sussed, kids find everything cool, then teenagers can't find anything cool, and then when you get to uni you find everything cool again. I'm glad I missed the middle stage.
moonsfog 0
awesome teacher !!!!
CitrusGirl 0
OP, get a grip. Are you one of those kids that thinks they're too "cool" to find something funny?
iltby 3
He sounds awesome.
will6rocks 0
haha sounds just like transformers 2
underpaid011 0
could have been worse. the professor could have been wearing Spock ears, talking into a plastic "communicator", or carrying a light saber.
cuddlekitty66 0
No, carrying a lightsaber or immitating spock is STILL win!
xFaust_fml 12
Agreed with 60.
Cinn_fml 23
Cuddlekitty is right. But if the teacher both immitates Spock whilst carrying a lightsabre, is it a double win for two awesome references or an epic fail for getting the worlds mixed up? :P