Today, it was the first day of astronomy class and we all waited for the professor to enter the classroom. All of a sudden, someone turns the lights off, it's pitch black, and we hear the professor saying, "Greetings earthlings..." It's going to be a long semester. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in astronomy class, a kid used Uranus in a hilarious innuendo. I was the only one who laughed. I also happen to be the teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say, "Rise and shine, sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so I replied, "What time is it? When is this fucking class going to be over?" it wasn't my boyfriend talking. It was my professor. FML
Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML
Today, while teaching my high school class about astronomy, I showed them a picture of earth from space. One girl raised her hand, and asked me what the "white things" were. In other words, clouds. FML
Today, my first day of college, the textbooks I ordered a month in advance still haven't arrived. My first class of the semester is College Readiness. FML
Today, I purpose woke up early so that I could be prepared for a class taught by a professor who thinks I'm an idiot. This professor was the first to tell me that I'm 2 hours early and asked very slowly if I know how schedules worked. She seriously sounded concerned. FML
Today, I sat through an incredibly long and tedious class lecture. Just as my professor was nearing the end of his lecture, the resident stoner loudly yawned and asked what we'd been talking about for the past hour. We got to hear most of the lecture all over again. FML
Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
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austin_joel95 0
sounds kinda cool
DesiGir324 0
I don't see why ur complaining. your teacher sounds funny :)
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sapphirestar 0
sounds so awesome! :D
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Oh no! You have a teacher with a sense of humor who just may keep you somewhat entertained while you're learning. Man that sucks.
null_fml 11
Okay, to be fair, the joke is a little on the lame and nerdy side. But I don't see how that's a bad thing, especially in this type of situation. Even if his little joke came across in such a way that nobody was amused, at least he was trying, and the fact that he tried shows that he hasn't lost his passion for teaching. It is that type of teacher, the kind who makes an effort, that you will really learn from. In fact, it kind of reminds me of my high school physics teacher. What started with some slightly lame jokes ended up in a semester of interesting experiments and hands-on activities, and well-discussed open lectures in an atmosphere of respect. I may be making a huge assumption (okay, okay, I am), but I'll bet you can expect the same from your teacher.
chocolatechocha 8
this belongs on mlia.
dr_random 11
FYL for failing to have a sense of humour.
parte_perdiz 0
that sounds awesome! you must be a very unhappy person.
fairydust404 3
what are you complaining about?! Have a sence of humor!! It sounds like he's gonna be an awesome professor!! I'm jealous!!
wDeemish 0
haha your teacher is fun
moo753 0
dude why are you complaining! that sounds like it'd be the coolest teacher!!!
emjay09 0
hahaha that's hilarious!!