Today, it was the first day of astronomy class and we all waited for the professor to enter the classroom. All of a sudden, someone turns the lights off, it's pitch black, and we hear the professor saying, "Greetings earthlings..." It's going to be a long semester. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, in astronomy class, a kid used Uranus in a hilarious innuendo. I was the only one who laughed. I also happen to be the teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say, "Rise and shine, sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so I replied, "What time is it? When is this fucking class going to be over?" it wasn't my boyfriend talking. It was my professor. FML
Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML
Today, while teaching my high school class about astronomy, I showed them a picture of earth from space. One girl raised her hand, and asked me what the "white things" were. In other words, clouds. FML
Today, my first day of college, the textbooks I ordered a month in advance still haven't arrived. My first class of the semester is College Readiness. FML
Today, I purpose woke up early so that I could be prepared for a class taught by a professor who thinks I'm an idiot. This professor was the first to tell me that I'm 2 hours early and asked very slowly if I know how schedules worked. She seriously sounded concerned. FML
Today, I sat through an incredibly long and tedious class lecture. Just as my professor was nearing the end of his lecture, the resident stoner loudly yawned and asked what we'd been talking about for the past hour. We got to hear most of the lecture all over again. FML
Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
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austin_joel95 0
sounds kinda cool
DesiGir324 0
I don't see why ur complaining. your teacher sounds funny :)
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Comments (115)
armman 4
This is the most retarded FML I've ever read.
lblikk 0
well you took the class so yah
SoulessRed 0
Best teacher ever
LaUruguaya 11
oh come on, so you have a teacher who tries to be entertaining. this is NOT a FML
itsbriiibaby 0
sounds like my kinda class! i love when a teacher is out of the box with their teaching rather than the same droned out, middle aged [but pushing it], button up with a tie wearing, monotone snoozefest.
ILoveJace01 0
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
Cannot believe this piece of shit got moderated... smh
Geiko_fml 0
What the hell? This is an FML? I would have a blast in ASTRONOMY class.
decapitatedME 0
FY teachers life for putting up with students like you . He sounds like fun!
laden_swallow09 35
We have reached a consensus, F OP's LIFE FOR NOT HAVING A SENSE OF HUMOR. Whiny bitch…