Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my visibly drunk uncle stood up and denounced the minister for "preaching yer god shite where it weren't never be welcome". FML
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Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I went to my (now ex) boyfriend’s step-uncle’s wedding. He got absolutely wasted and kept talking about marrying me in front of his mom and step-dad, but was listing off who he would and wouldn’t invite, all in front of the people he wouldn’t invite. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML
Today, at my wedding, the minister forgot to skip the "Does anyone object?" part. My mother stood up and gave a lengthy reason, which caused my future in-laws to start shouting. It turned into a small riot, and no, we're not married now. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my wedding but my fiancé insisted we be married by his childhood priest, a real bible thumper. This arsehole tried to change our vows at the altar and told me wives should know their place, so I slapped him and the wedding is delayed until we get a new priest. FML
Today, my dad thought it would be appropriate to get drunk at my wedding and include in his father of the bride speech all the very bad things I did as a child, before I got the psychiatric help I needed. My in-laws were giving me death glares, and his nana yelled, “Shame on you!” at me. FML
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, at my wedding reception, I jokingly asked my aunt, who has always been convinced that I am gay despite my protests, if she believed me now. She took this the wrong way and drunkenly went around telling my guests that my wedding was a sham to convince her I was straight. FML
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
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Top comments
loserman67 36
Seems to me that if you're posting an FML on your wedding day you have a lot bigger problems than your drunken uncle..... JMHO
astralvagan 20
I would have hit him with the bible
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Comments (89)
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
Your uncle sounds like he knows what he's talking about.
Margemander 4
I also read it with a southern accent. I didn't see that OP was from the UK.
dakilla1 5
Lol ikr
MangaManiacNat 13
Were you getting married in a church? Because if so that just makes his statement funnier yet more idiotic.
mark5723 0
Im man enough to admit that I chuckled out loud in class while reading the quote
A100893 30
How lovely.
glutgyoogle 6
Sounds more irish than British
cass85 8
Northern Ireland is in Britain. Oh, I'm sorry, are you one of those people that think "Britain" means "England" and not "England, Northern Ireland, Wales and Scotland - a union of four different countries"? God knows how much we all hate you.
imboredareyou 1
Calm your jolly good *******.
CptZoe 10
Or a Scotsman!
perdix 31
Your uncle needs AA, churches are where people pay to hear "god shite."
starrnao 15
Sounds like somebody needs to go home and sober up. Sheesh!
nofearjenshere 12
In my head, this was read with the most southern of all southern accents.
Lexiloulynn 2
I read it in an Irish accent:)
Bladian 5
Southern? Really?
pinkcrayola 0
But I think if it was a southerner they would have replaced "god" with "science"
leogirl95 12
I read it in pig Latin.
rakhil11 7
Same here :)
Mister_Triangle 21
I read it in a pirate's voice
PandaPandamoneum 0
I read it in the voice of captain barbosa from pirates of the carribbean ^_^
bienlunee 6
Lame, dude.
Anorien 0
I'm hearing more of a thick Scottish accent.
1happymummy 14
Me too!
everydayFML2121 5
I read it in a dignified French accent
DocBastard 40
Wedding (noun): An opportunity for drunk relatives to make asses out of themselves and fights to break out among well-dressed maidens clamoring over a thrown bouquet of flowers, and where two people also happen to get married.