Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my visibly drunk uncle stood up and denounced the minister for "preaching yer god shite where it weren't never be welcome". FML
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Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I went to my (now ex) boyfriend’s step-uncle’s wedding. He got absolutely wasted and kept talking about marrying me in front of his mom and step-dad, but was listing off who he would and wouldn’t invite, all in front of the people he wouldn’t invite. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML
Today, at my wedding, the minister forgot to skip the "Does anyone object?" part. My mother stood up and gave a lengthy reason, which caused my future in-laws to start shouting. It turned into a small riot, and no, we're not married now. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my wedding but my fiancé insisted we be married by his childhood priest, a real bible thumper. This arsehole tried to change our vows at the altar and told me wives should know their place, so I slapped him and the wedding is delayed until we get a new priest. FML
Today, my dad thought it would be appropriate to get drunk at my wedding and include in his father of the bride speech all the very bad things I did as a child, before I got the psychiatric help I needed. My in-laws were giving me death glares, and his nana yelled, “Shame on you!” at me. FML
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, at my wedding reception, I jokingly asked my aunt, who has always been convinced that I am gay despite my protests, if she believed me now. She took this the wrong way and drunkenly went around telling my guests that my wedding was a sham to convince her I was straight. FML
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
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loserman67 36
Seems to me that if you're posting an FML on your wedding day you have a lot bigger problems than your drunken uncle..... JMHO
astralvagan 20
I would have hit him with the bible
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Comments (89)
HaniahAhmad 0
That's horrible! You should kick his ass out of your wedding!
k34nu 7
Omg reading! I live there :D and that must of been hilarious :p
micahsmommy 13
Every wedding has something go wrong. It'll make a lovely story at future family reunions...just don't invite that uncle.
m3lyc 18
Every family has an uncle knobhead, Peter Kay talks about his all the time :).
DocBastard 40
Wedding (noun): An occasion where drunken relatives make asses out of themselves, where fights break out among groups of finely-dressed women clamoring for a grossly-overpriced bouquet of flowers, and where people get married somewhere among the chaos.
loserman67 36
Doc - great rejoinder, but you negelected the part about "where drunken sex often takes place between long seperated family members."
Enslaved 38
There's one in every family. I unfortunately have two. Always ruining special days and gatherings with their drunkeness!
Snafuusmc 12
Every family has that crazy uncle or grandpa!
Calyx_fml 22
Last time I checked North Ireland was in the UK
TheFamilyElf 17
Well... At least you'll have a story to tell your kids one day about great uncle crazy? Ugh... No. I'd halt the ceremony to punch somebody if that happened at my wedding.
psych10 4
You got married on a Wednesday?
5t3ff1k4h 47
There are other countries on this planet, apart from America? Who knew?