Today, it was my first time having a make out session with my boyfriend. I got so nervous that a few minutes into it, I had to stop to take my inhaler. This happened twice more afterwards. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, I had my first real date with my first serious boyfriend. I was nervous because from past experience. I learned my lips were a bit ticklish and I usually giggled a bit during kissing. Well, we started making out and I thought was I doing pretty good hiding my laughs. Until I wet myself. FML
Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
Today, I tried for the first time putting a condom on my boyfriend using my mouth. I freaked out, swallowed, and started choking on the condom. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to "dirty talk" with him. I'd never done it before, so I figured I would give it a go. I ended up getting so excited that I had an anxiety attack. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
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ManInTheMachine 20
I guess you could say that he *lowers sunglasses* Took your breath away.
bradyk42 6
At least he knows you like him. It could always be worse, one of my friends vomited in his girlfriend's mouth.
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Comments (56)
BlackNinja787 6
"You know, you take my breath away too." Flawless Victory
gracehi 33
ALL RIGHT THAT'S IT! I WARNED YOU! *Whacks Blackninja with a metal collapsable chair. Blackninja falls face down to the floor. Gracehi then picks him up, lifts him overhead, spins around, and chucks him away, all while shouting aggressively*
gAt_d 26
Nothing sexier than a chick with an inhaler!
TogeBara 12
If he asks why you do that, tell him "you're so sweet and good at it, that I have to take a break and use my inhaler." He'll like it when you do it then lol
aliciavanham 13
Maybe he's a really good kisser?
jrock9093 18
He took your breath away! Yeah I bet that one was used already but it's funny
jrock9093 18
Don't feel bad I have sex a all the time and still use my inhaler or ill faint or pass out not because of nervous but the rigorous activity better be prepared condom check, water check, inhaler check, girlfriend/wife were did she go! Right hand check lol jk but seriously asthma is serious and you should always have your inhaler
Maycontainnuts 17
That must have ruined the asthmaphere.
Miz_Firebrand 3
That good or that bad?
fml85483 19
Maybe you could incorporate it into your sex life with some kinky asthma nurse/patient role-play ;)
tWest13 10
He should be proud