Today, it was my first time having a make out session with my boyfriend. I got so nervous that a few minutes into it, I had to stop to take my inhaler. This happened twice more afterwards. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, I had my first real date with my first serious boyfriend. I was nervous because from past experience. I learned my lips were a bit ticklish and I usually giggled a bit during kissing. Well, we started making out and I thought was I doing pretty good hiding my laughs. Until I wet myself. FML
Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
Today, I tried for the first time putting a condom on my boyfriend using my mouth. I freaked out, swallowed, and started choking on the condom. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to "dirty talk" with him. I'd never done it before, so I figured I would give it a go. I ended up getting so excited that I had an anxiety attack. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
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ManInTheMachine 20
I guess you could say that he *lowers sunglasses* Took your breath away.
bradyk42 6
At least he knows you like him. It could always be worse, one of my friends vomited in his girlfriend's mouth.
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Comments (56)
gracehi 33
If one more person says he took her breath away, I'm gonna go Hulk Hogan on their ass.
CliffyB03 28
I first made out with my boyfriend a few days ago, and whenever I get nervous or sick, I throw up. :/
graceinsheepwear 34
Don't worry. It will get better. Pacing and learning to breathe while kissing will get easier. Just remember to have fun and laugh together and enjoy each other's company. Making out is fun and you both want to be there. Don't stress. You're doing fine!
peacejunior 12
I salute your determination.
rhcpgurl 18
I kinda find that awkwardly cute
BBWwonder 10
Asthma is a bitch my husband learned that when we were dating, I'd wake up not breathing many times
jmcr 27
My bf has asthma as well and despite knowing this it still scares the heck out of me when i see he isnt breathing when hes asleep I dont think that ill ever get used to that o.o and OP if youre bf understands then dont worry about it the important part is that you two are having a good time :)
MBradders 3
Inhale! Exhale! You're the victim! Can't beat a bit of prodigy :)
brinnablaine 22
Asthma sucks and it always hits at the worst possible time. if it's something you deal with a lot, make a point of taking it lightly (unless it's a bad attack that is). Grab your inhaler, take a puff, then smile and say "guess my lungs couldn't handle all that excitement" It's possible the asthma scared him as much as it embarrassed you. By making a joke of it, you take some of the tension out of the situation and reduce your anxiety. Nothing makes an asthma attack worse than stressing over it. Also, make sure your BF knows about your asthma and knows what to do if it gets really bad. It may be a little embarrassing talking to your new guy about it, but if he's a keeper like mine, he'll be understanding and want to help. Sorry, not trying to write a novel here. lol. Anyway, Good luck, OP.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Are you related to Leonard from The Big Bang Theory? :D
kugelblitz_ 11
If he's the right one for you, he should understand.