Chloe
United Kingdom
Today, it was my first day on a £600 a week job. I was fired for being 10 minutes late. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Tey
United States
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
Pouya
United States
Today, it was my first day as a promoted manager. I got fired for being late. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
patate
Today, I was yelled at and almost fired for showing up "late" to work. I was the first one here. FML
piece of crap car
Portland, United States
Today, I was supposed to start my first day of work at my dream job. However, my car had other plans and refused to start. When I called my boss to tell him I was going to be late, he told me not to come in at all and fired me on the spot. FML
lol
No warning
Today, despite leaving early to go to work, I still ended up late because some dude decided to have an argument with the bus driver, delaying us by 20 minutes. As a result, I was fired without a write-up. This was my first ever time being late. FML
thesixth
Kenya
Today, I got fired for being late. Apparently you're supposed to be on time after your boss specifically tells you that the office will open an hour late. FML
hatemyjob
United States
Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML
tyrettes
Today, I started a new yard maintenance job. Before the day had even ended, I got fired, because I apparently didn’t have enough experience, and I moved too slowly. It was supposed to be my training day. FML
Schuyler Davis
You're fired!
Today, my employer fired me, less than a week before I could become permanent full-time staff. FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
Rule #1 when starting a new job: don't be late. YDI.
robc32ca 4
should have shown up on time!
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Comments (97)
Corey2312 0
That's your fault
The_Creeper_fml 8
I take offense to your statement. Why? Because I ******* want to. Oh the joys of believing in political correctness. I think someone spiked my orange juice.
perdix 31
They know if they let you get away with 10 minutes on the first day, by the time you've been there two months, you come in two hours late, leave an hour-and-a-half early, take two-hour lunches and demand multiple wank breaks. They just got to nip it in the bud! Nip it!
twi4eva789 0
your own fault. maybe if you had a very good reason for being late then people would feel sorry for you but since ya don't...
satomi_ishida 0
^ Rofl! that's a good way to get rid of crabs. :P /sarcasm OP, YDI for showing up late. it's common sense to try your very hardest to be early and leave early just in case something happens unless a really big emergency happens in which case.....you have to make the choice of importance.
someone234 5
one day i will be ur replacement :)
ZOMFD 0
Why is it in dollars if you're in England?
iliveinthesky_fml 0
I shall move to London then.
snafu63 0
If you're on time you're late. If you're early you're on time. Always show up early
nontoxicpuppydog 5
That's what they loooooove to shove down your throat in the Navy! :D It really is true though. OP is a tard....should have been AT LEAST 15 minutes early.
DarkFeindDragon 4
ur an idiot