Chloe
United Kingdom
Today, it was my first day on a £600 a week job. I was fired for being 10 minutes late. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Tey
United States
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
Pouya
United States
Today, it was my first day as a promoted manager. I got fired for being late. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
patate
Today, I was yelled at and almost fired for showing up "late" to work. I was the first one here. FML
piece of crap car
Portland, United States
Today, I was supposed to start my first day of work at my dream job. However, my car had other plans and refused to start. When I called my boss to tell him I was going to be late, he told me not to come in at all and fired me on the spot. FML
lol
No warning
Today, despite leaving early to go to work, I still ended up late because some dude decided to have an argument with the bus driver, delaying us by 20 minutes. As a result, I was fired without a write-up. This was my first ever time being late. FML
thesixth
Kenya
Today, I got fired for being late. Apparently you're supposed to be on time after your boss specifically tells you that the office will open an hour late. FML
hatemyjob
United States
Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML
tyrettes
Today, I started a new yard maintenance job. Before the day had even ended, I got fired, because I apparently didn’t have enough experience, and I moved too slowly. It was supposed to be my training day. FML
Schuyler Davis
You're fired!
Today, my employer fired me, less than a week before I could become permanent full-time staff. FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
Rule #1 when starting a new job: don't be late. YDI.
robc32ca 4
should have shown up on time!
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Comments (97)
ahmad450 0
how did this get moderated? this was the worst fml ive ever heard. 600$ a week is supposed to be rare? congrats you got fired from a below avg income job..
hcovballer247 0
Well you shouldn't be late on your first day. You totally deserved that one. No need to write an fml about it.
TbZ_x_PaRAdoX 0
u suck
NomsdePourquoi 3
is that suppose to be a lot of money or something? I don't get it... who cares about 600 pounds a week... I spend more than that every few days. hmmm.
smashgrab 0
Today, I lied about having a lot of $ on an FML comment, and everybody knew I was full of s**t. FML
peanut1534 3
well to SOME people it is alot of money not everyone is rich
flufee2 27
dude if i had a job tht payed 600 a week id be crazy to start everytime..
DeviousAngel 13
You deserve it - unless there was an EXTREMELY good reason why you were late.
iceymouse17 4
wow
rawrimmacupcake 0
YDI i mean really, if the job is that high pay, come on time. remember: Time is money
Geicogecko 2
your fault bitch
waldoo37 8
if the job was that important you wouldve been early or on time